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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    i met the nicest state trooper tonight

    so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

    so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

    so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!



    THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!



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  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    I always had good experiences with ny troopers

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    • Ordo
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      • Apr 2004
      • 1186

      #3
      lucky motherf.....
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      • Spunky
        I need a beer
        • Jun 2002
        • 133978

        #4
        Your fucking lucky..They just love to hand those out to me

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923

          #5
          Originally posted by tony404
          I always had good experiences with ny troopers



          not me...i've gotten every kind of ticket possible over the last ten years. i'm just not an obediant driver


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          • MrIzzz
            If u touch it, I will cum
            • Sep 2003
            • 22923

            #6
            Originally posted by spunky
            Your fucking lucky..They just love to hand those out to me

            maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat


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            • Ramos2
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              • Dec 2004
              • 11927

              #7
              Originally posted by MrIzzz
              so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

              so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

              so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!
              THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

              You should have blown him, I bet you Juicy would have
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              • MrIzzz
                If u touch it, I will cum
                • Sep 2003
                • 22923

                #8
                Originally posted by Ramos
                You should have blown him, I bet you Juicy would have
                i am no homosexual


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                • bangman
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 5283

                  #9
                  Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.
                  - David Hall
                  ICQ: 312744199

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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133978

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                    maybe its because you keep your 8 ball out in the open on your backseat
                    They find a few rigs and all of a sudden I'm a junkie

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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bangman
                      Fucking A...I can only get 6 points. Already have 4 for doing 80 in a 55.

                      the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh


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                      • Juicy D. Links
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Apr 2001
                        • 122992

                        #12
                        fucknut why didnt you flash the pba shit i gave you

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                        • phasic
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2005
                          • 2104

                          #13
                          no such thing as a nice cop in alabama, 3 tickets in a 2 months, all for speeding, 1 for no seat belt..
                          Brief revisit. (mic drop)

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                          • Ramos2
                            Custom User Title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 11927

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MrIzzz
                            i am no homosexual
                            blowing a cop to get out of a ticket doesn't make you gay













                            right?
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                            • Juicy D. Links
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ramos
                              blowing a cop to get out of a ticket doesn't make you gay













                              right?

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                              • aztecvision
                                Confirmed User
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 979

                                #16
                                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                so i was speeding....and i got pulled over. i was too tired to even argue so once the trooper came to my window i just gave hime my license and immediately i said "i'm sorry for speeding officer".

                                so the trooper tells me he caught me doing 88 in a 55, and in NY that means like 8 points on the license, and i already have 3 existing. so once you hit 11 points they would suspend your license. and....i couldnt even find my registration or my insurance card in the car either

                                so the trooper just walks back into his car with my license. 5 minutes later he calls me to his car and hands me my license and a ticket. he gives me a "no seatbelt" ticket, which wont put any points on my license and he tells me its my lucky day!!!



                                THANK YOU JESUS FINALLY FOR ONE DECENT COP!!!!

                                meow, that's one lucky mofo.

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                                • Not Working
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 225

                                  #17
                                  I got one for an illegally left turn . . . ..








                                  then he asked if I was carrying a gun.

                                  Yes, officer. Its loaded and I have an extra mag too!


                                  Oh Well !
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                                  • woj
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                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 47880

                                    #18
                                    lucky bastard
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                                    • demented
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                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 2388

                                      #19
                                      Few years ago I got a ticket for window tint.. I didn't even install the tint. It was a new car I had just bought a few days before and the cop knew that. Still had a temp tag.. Damn ticket was $100 and I got a long lecture about how cops get killed because they can't see through the tint..

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                                      • MikeVega
                                        **Porntrepreneur**
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 12788

                                        #20
                                        I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points


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                                        • blackfeet
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 589

                                          #21
                                          i got a ticket speeding to get to orlando one weekend.

                                          the cop stopped me and was shaking like a leaf. lol
                                          i have never seen a cop with fear in his eyes.

                                          my wife and i put him at ease and he chilled out.
                                          he was very polite and gave me a ticket for speeding and let me go.

                                          his buddy was about a half mile up the turnpike behind a railing waiting on me.
                                          that fucker gave me the dirtest look i ever seen in my life. my wife and i busted out laughing.

                                          i'm glad the good cop stopped me instead.

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                                          • SetTheWorldonFire
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                                            • Feb 2002
                                            • 7444

                                            #22
                                            nice

                                            One look at me and any cop would pull his gun and make be come out with my hands up.
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                                            • bangman
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                                              • Sep 2004
                                              • 5283

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                              the total for PA is 6 points? or you can get up to 6 more? thats harsh
                                              Allowance is 6. I can get 2 more points before a (I believe) 6-month suspension.
                                              So, basically, I run a stop sign I'm fucked.
                                              - David Hall
                                              ICQ: 312744199

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                                              • bangman
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Sep 2004
                                                • 5283

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                I've had 2 state troopers give me tinted window tickets instead of speeding ... that's a great deal ... you can take the tint off and show pics to the judge and they will through it out ... not that i would take the time to do that ...i just paid the tickets ..... better then points
                                                It's just a fine no points or anything?
                                                I think in PA the legal limit is 3%. What is it in NYC?
                                                - David Hall
                                                ICQ: 312744199

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                                                • Sosa
                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 40149

                                                  #25
                                                  lucky lucky

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                                                  • RyuLion
                                                    • Mar 2003
                                                    • 32376

                                                    #26
                                                    That's because he found out your Mr. Izzz !

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                                                    • Rochard
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                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                      • 75763

                                                      #27
                                                      Clearly this officer was gay and he just wanted your home address. You've got a new stalker now!
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                                                      Brooklyn, NY

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                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #28
                                                        I wish we had more of those officers here.


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                                                        • seeric
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                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 41917

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Vitasoy
                                                          I wish we had more of those officers here.
                                                          (over the limit on this post here buddy by 4 words)

                                                          i'm gonna write you a ticket for being 4 words over your normal 5 word posting technic.


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                                                          • Violetta
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                                                            • Jul 2004
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                                                            #30
                                                            thats great! Lucky you!!!
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                                                            • bigdog
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                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                              • 6964

                                                              #31
                                                              why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits

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                                                              • EroticySteve
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                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                • 4365

                                                                #32
                                                                You did something right. You apologized for being wrong. Remember that a cops entire day is spent dealing with idiots. I think of of the worst and most cliche things that one can say when getting pulled over is "What seems to be the problem officer?"

                                                                There are plenty of good cops who are just doing their job, but if you put them in a position of authority or power, they probably will take the opportunity to teach you a lesson.

                                                                I think by admitting what you did wrong you stole his thunder, he didn't feel as though he had to penalize you as you knew what you did wrong and admitted it.

                                                                Good job.
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                                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 122992

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bigdog
                                                                  why were you doing 88 anyway? there is a reason for speed limits

                                                                  the flow of traffic is around 75+ mph so you gotta do faster to stay ahead

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                                                                  • Juicy D. Links
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 122992

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I hate the PO PO

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