so far I only had one funny looking bird caught under my car, but it just rolled over a few times and then flew away, so my guess is it wasn't inured at all
what animals have you hit with your car?
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YOU KILLED BAMBI!Originally posted by KingK7I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.
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damn lazy fucker owlOriginally posted by PenrodI hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.
I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.Comment
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hahaOriginally posted by PenrodI hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.
I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.
I drove wtih a huge lizard on my wiper for like 2-3 hours once, the thing was so big, there was no fucking way I was coming close to it, I even tried taking pictures with my cellphone while I was drivingComment
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Just a butterfly...hehe...and some fly I think
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The other night I was driving home from the friday night drag races and saw something running across the road. I swerved real quick to avoid hitting it. About a mile up the road, I see the same thing running across the road. What the fuck? Again, about a mile up, the same thing runs across the road. So what was it? Beer cans being thrown out of a big rig in front of me, that, when rolling, sort of resembled something running across the road
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Birds, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, deer, maybe a fox...and lots of frogs.
One time a friend and I were out late driving around backroads down by the river. There had been a flood over the road a little while earlier, and it seems that all the frogs had laid eggs on the oppositie side of the road from the river. So when they hatched, there were just thousands of frogs hopping across the road. It took us a minute to even figure out what they were, but you could just hear them pop and crackle under the tires. It wasn't pretty.AMK Hosting - 3.2Ghz, 1GB RAM, 2x300GB RAID1 + 10Mbps for $249mo.
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I had one of these hanging out of my grill the other day. I didn't even know I hit it until somebody pointed out to me.Originally posted by gangbangjoe
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I hit a cat once many years ago that literally darted out of nowhere. I ended up putting it down with a tire iron because it was literally flattened in the middle where the tire hit it. Girlfriend in the car was not impressed.
I also hit a deer on a foggy back road. I hit it pretty hard in a car with a wedge shaped front end, fortunetly knocking it straight out of the way and not up over the windshield. Couldn't find it after I stopped, it probably ran off in shock and died. When I reported it to insruance they asked me I had been drinking to which I replied "Know, but it looked a little tipsy". I had to prove it was an animal I hit, and luckily enough there were still deer hairs embadded in the bumper..Comment
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I hit myself... :D
i hit the policeman
i've thought it was a monster......lolz joke
nothing but fly or insect..Comment
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Way to many damn things.
Aside from the normal assortment of lizards, frogs, insects, quail, and assorted birds I have the following on my list in order of how bad it fucked up the car.
Cat.
Dog.
Racoon *feel from a tree and hit windsheild.
Emu *hopped a farmers fence, darted across road and went flying.
Steer. *Most fucked up possible, caved in front of car. Destroyed hood, rolled up and smashed drivers side of roof and windshield. Car was totaled out by insurance.Comment
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I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.
One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.
I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.
I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.
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I feel for her. The damn cops would not believe me at first either. The emu had vanished. Thankfully another broke free and came into the road as they were getting very annoyed with me.Originally posted by spanky part 2I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.
One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.
I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.
I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.
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Originally posted by cambabyIve run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

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Two birds flew under our car, one came out the other side, we drove for another hour, all of a sudden the car starts smoking, we pull over, look unde the hood and what do we find? bright yellow bird with his head caught in the radiator, little fucker caught himself on fire.Comment
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My wife hit a hawk in the car last week. Scared the hell out of her.Comment
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I hit a rabbit once, left a bloodstain on my bumper, but thats about it.
I don't know if it counts, but when I was 13 I was riding my bike down the street and it scared a bird out of a bush I was passing, and it flew out and got hit by a car.Show me the pistil porn!Comment
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