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  • Antonio
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #1

    what animals have you hit with your car?

    so far I only had one funny looking bird caught under my car, but it just rolled over a few times and then flew away, so my guess is it wasn't inured at all
  • KingK7
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    • Jun 2002
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    #2
    I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

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    • Juicy D. Links
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      • Apr 2001
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      #3
      Squirrels, monkeys , raccoons, my neighbor

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      • Penrod
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        • Aug 2001
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        #4
        I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

        I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

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        • panchodog's izzy
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          • Apr 2004
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          #5
          Originally posted by KingK7
          I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.
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          • EroticySteve
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            • Mar 2005
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            #6
            A cat, a bird, a frog.
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            • abz
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              • Apr 2001
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              #7
              Originally posted by Penrod
              I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

              I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.
              damn lazy fucker owl

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              • gangbangjoe
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                • May 2004
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                #8
                <<-- with the windshield


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                • KingK7
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                  • Jun 2002
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                  #9

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                  • Gunni
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                    • Apr 2003
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                    #10
                    just birds, my brother ran over a sheep the other day, but then again, he drives something like this

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                    • DutchTeenCash
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                      • Shaddam IV
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                        • Sep 2004
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                        #12
                        ran over a bag of kittens once.

                        man, it wasnt a pretty sight to look at.

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                        • Alky
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                          • Apr 2002
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                          #13
                          i hit a hawk once at night, its wing span seemed atleast 3 feet across, i felt bad

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                          • Antonio
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                            • Oct 2001
                            • 14136

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Penrod
                            I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

                            I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.
                            haha
                            I drove wtih a huge lizard on my wiper for like 2-3 hours once, the thing was so big, there was no fucking way I was coming close to it, I even tried taking pictures with my cellphone while I was driving

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                            • Basic_man
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                              #15
                              Just a butterfly...hehe...and some fly I think
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                              • High Plains Drifter
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                                #16
                                I've hit a deer before... its not a good feeling.

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                                • PenisFace
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                                  #17
                                  The other night I was driving home from the friday night drag races and saw something running across the road. I swerved real quick to avoid hitting it. About a mile up the road, I see the same thing running across the road. What the fuck? Again, about a mile up, the same thing runs across the road. So what was it? Beer cans being thrown out of a big rig in front of me, that, when rolling, sort of resembled something running across the road
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                                  • Mr Pheer
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                                    • Dec 2002
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                                    #18
                                    frogs, snakes, raccoons, a few birds and a deer

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                                    • Scott McD
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                                      #19
                                      Nothing. So far....


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                                      • HDADULT
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                                        #20
                                        several kittens....was horible here the little bumps
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                                        • a1ka1ine
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                                          • Apr 2002
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                                          #21
                                          i pigeon flew into my car and a couple feathers came through the fans!

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                                          • Funbrunette
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                                            #22
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                                            • [illnet]-Tracie
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                                              #23
                                              a cat and an armadillo...
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                                              • a1ka1ine
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                                                • Apr 2002
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by [illnet]-Tracie
                                                a cat and an armadillo...
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                                                • fudpuck
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                                                  • May 2004
                                                  • 885

                                                  #25
                                                  Birds, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, deer, maybe a fox...and lots of frogs.

                                                  One time a friend and I were out late driving around backroads down by the river. There had been a flood over the road a little while earlier, and it seems that all the frogs had laid eggs on the oppositie side of the road from the river. So when they hatched, there were just thousands of frogs hopping across the road. It took us a minute to even figure out what they were, but you could just hear them pop and crackle under the tires. It wasn't pretty.
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                                                  • fudpuck
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by gangbangjoe
                                                    <<-- with the windshield
                                                    I had one of these hanging out of my grill the other day. I didn't even know I hit it until somebody pointed out to me.
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                                                    • bdld
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                                                      #27
                                                      only humans so far.

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                                                      • kmanrox
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                                                        • Oct 2001
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                                                        #28
                                                        i almost ran over my exwife.... shes an animal fa sure
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                                                        • WarChild
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                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 17263

                                                          #29
                                                          I hit a cat once many years ago that literally darted out of nowhere. I ended up putting it down with a tire iron because it was literally flattened in the middle where the tire hit it. Girlfriend in the car was not impressed.

                                                          I also hit a deer on a foggy back road. I hit it pretty hard in a car with a wedge shaped front end, fortunetly knocking it straight out of the way and not up over the windshield. Couldn't find it after I stopped, it probably ran off in shock and died. When I reported it to insruance they asked me I had been drinking to which I replied "Know, but it looked a little tipsy". I had to prove it was an animal I hit, and luckily enough there were still deer hairs embadded in the bumper.
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                                                          • Kla wolven
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                                                            • Apr 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            I hit myself... :D
                                                            i hit the policeman
                                                            i've thought it was a monster......lolz joke

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                                                            • After Shock Media
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                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                              • 35299

                                                              #31
                                                              Way to many damn things.
                                                              Aside from the normal assortment of lizards, frogs, insects, quail, and assorted birds I have the following on my list in order of how bad it fucked up the car.
                                                              Cat.
                                                              Dog.
                                                              Racoon *feel from a tree and hit windsheild.
                                                              Emu *hopped a farmers fence, darted across road and went flying.
                                                              Steer. *Most fucked up possible, caved in front of car. Destroyed hood, rolled up and smashed drivers side of roof and windshield. Car was totaled out by insurance.

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                                                              • spanky part 2
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                                                                • Oct 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

                                                                One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

                                                                I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

                                                                I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.

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                                                                • Sosa
                                                                  In Tushy Land
                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                  • 40149

                                                                  #33
                                                                  some big ass bird flew into me while I was coming around a corner going 70mph. Wind was blowing right into the same side it hit so it hit pretty hard. Sounded like a fucking bowling ball hitting something. Big ass dent in my caddy.

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                                                                  • After Shock Media
                                                                    It's coming look busy
                                                                    • Mar 2001
                                                                    • 35299

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by spanky part 2
                                                                    I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

                                                                    One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

                                                                    I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

                                                                    I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car.
                                                                    I feel for her. The damn cops would not believe me at first either. The emu had vanished. Thankfully another broke free and came into the road as they were getting very annoyed with me.

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                                                                    • Dagwolf
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      One kitten One medium-sized bird, and once I almost hit a snowy owl... He swooped up over the windshield at the last instant, missing by inches.
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                                                                      • hilly
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                                                                        • Feb 2004
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        I ran over a cat once. I was late for work, and couldnt stop to see how hurt it was.
                                                                        Sorry cat.

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                                                                        • LittleSassy
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          so far, a dog, a cat and a stupid chicken who flew right into us...

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                                                                          • Th!nk
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            none so far....

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                                                                            • cambaby
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

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                                                                              • webcrawler
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                haven't hit one.

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                                                                                • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by cambaby
                                                                                  Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Knock on wood. I don't think I hit any..


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                                                                                    • Rinaldo
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                                                                                      • Sep 2003
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Two birds flew under our car, one came out the other side, we drove for another hour, all of a sudden the car starts smoking, we pull over, look unde the hood and what do we find? bright yellow bird with his head caught in the radiator, little fucker caught himself on fire.

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                                                                                      • 2257-Ben
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        My wife hit a hawk in the car last week. Scared the hell out of her.
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                                                                                        • MikeVega
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          is a homeless man an animal ??


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                                                                                          • CherryLipsRosa
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            mosquitoes lol
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                                                                                            • Manowar
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              i murdered a bird with my scoop

                                                                                              oh yeah

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                                                                                              • cambaby
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                                                                                                • Feb 2003
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                                is a homeless man an animal ??
                                                                                                Only if he is black

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                                                                                                • Stamen
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I hit a rabbit once, left a bloodstain on my bumper, but thats about it.

                                                                                                  I don't know if it counts, but when I was 13 I was riding my bike down the street and it scared a bird out of a bush I was passing, and it flew out and got hit by a car.
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                                                                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    I hit a moose onetime.
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