Originally Posted by jimthefiend

She and her Mom are spending the night at her Grandmothers.

I get a call about some unimportant shit from her Mom. During the course of the conversation she informs me that The Girl had gotten in trouble but she couldn't tell me the specifics on it because The Girl had made her promise not to.

Wtf?


So I get the Girl on the phone and straight up ask her what she'd done.

Her response: "Well I dunno, I do a lot of things..."

She's 7.

At that point I got off the phone and began drinking.