-50 lbs and it's SEXY! =)
My model asked me why this is sexy, can you tell her? Thanks (pics)
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Anyone here ever hear of Harry Chapin? He was a great folksinger who met an early demise at age 38 in a car accident.
He wrote some beautiful music, including "Cats in the Cradle", as well as some whimsical tunes such as (and here is where it ties into this thread) the song "30,000 Pounds of Bananas":
It was just after dark when the truck started down
the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Carrying thirty thousand pounds (hit it Big John) of bananas.
He was a young driver,
just out on his second job.
And he was carrying the next day's pasty fruits
for everyone in that coal-scarred city
where children play without despair
in backyard slag-piles and folks manage to eat each day
about thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Yes, just about thirty thousand pounds (scream it again, John).
He passed a sign that he should have seen,
saying shift to low gear, a fifty dollar fine my friend.
He was thinking perhaps about the warm-breathed woman
who was waiting at the journey's end.
He started down the two mile drop,
the curving road that wound from the top of the hill.
He was pushing on through the shortening miles that ran down to the depot.
Just a few more miles to go,
then he'd go home and have her ease his long, cramped day away.
and the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Yes the smell of thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
He was picking speed as the city spread its twinkling lights below him.
But he paid no heed as the shivering thoughts of the nights
delights went through him.
His foot nudged the brakes to slow him down.
But the pedal floored easy without a sound.
He said Christ!
It was funny how he had named the only man who could save him now.
He was trapped inside a dead-end hellslide,
riding on his fear-hunched back
was every one of those yellow green
I'm telling you thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
He barely made the sweeping curve that led into the steepest grade.
And he missed the thankful passing bus at ninety miles an hour.
And he said God, make it a dream!
as he rode his last ride down.
And he said God, make it a dream!
as he rode his last ride down.
And he sideswiped nineteen neat parked cars,
clipped off thirteen telephone poles,
hit two houses, bruised eight trees,
and Blue-Crossed seven people.
it was then he lost his head,
not to mention an arm or two before he stopped.
And he slid for four hundred yards
along the hill that leads into Scranton, Pennsylvania.
All those thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
You know the man who told me about it on the bus,
as it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania,
he shrugged his shoulders, he shook his head,
and he said (and this is exactly what he said)
Boy that sure must've been something.
Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of mashed bananas.
Of bananas. Just bananas. Thirty thousand pounds.
of Bananas. not no driver now. Just bananas!
From Greatest Stories Live: Ending #1
Yes, we have no bananas,
We have no bananas today
(Spoken: And if that wasn't enough)
Yes, we have no bananas,
Bananas in Scranton, P A
From Greatest Stories Live: Ending #2:
A woman walks into her room where her child lies sleeping,
and when she sees his eyes are closed,
she sits there, silently weeping,
and though she lives in Scranton, Pennsylvania
She never ever eats ... Bananas
Not one of thirty thousand pounds .... of bananas.
- Harry Chapin
BTW, Woody Allen's "Bananas" is one of the funniest movies ever too. So there.
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The banana one may work..... but not the bowl of fruit.... that is only my opinion.JesusEmpire - The Most Trusted Mobile Marketing Service
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i have about 15-25 models who are much hotter than that and....need a good photographer... have some time for a few shoots ?
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Perhaps it's time that someone sat the girl down and told her all about the birds and the bees.Originally posted by ContentProducerShe is not sure why it's sexy...
I like your first picture a lot, the others not as much.
I too have gotten some decent mileage out of that old banana gimmick.
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i don't see it..sorryComment
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Everyone's a fucking critic.... Me, I'm jealous of the banana.
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maybe if she was eating the right food, and didn't look like a couch potato laying there like that. try a sexy position with the right food
apples (i think that's what they are) aren't sexy.
strawberries are sexy. banannas are sexy. ice cream is sexy. whip cream is sexy.
mashed potatoes and gravy = not sexy.FRICKY FRICKY FRESH
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wow, it constantly amazes me what GFYer's consider to be 'fat'.
She's a little plump on her legs, but other than that she looks fine to me.
The sexiness is lost imo, cos of the lingerie (someone else called granny's underwear, I concur)
The first shot is sultry, she's sucking on that banana and looking right into the camera.. hot for sure.
The other two just don't capture that same sultriness/sexiness
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