Originally Posted by Jace

phone call from 3 months ago

Britney: mom, don't worry about anything you hear about me the next 3 months

Britney's Mom: why honey, what is going to happen

Britney: I can't tell you right now, but please be aware it is all PR spin to make the idiots in the USA think I am crazy, when in fact it is all planned PR for a new album I am about to record

Britney's Mom: oh, ok honey...people are morons aren't they honey?

Britney: yeah, but it sure does make it easy to get press before a new album

Britney's Mom: thank god for that, can I have a new house soon?

Britney: sure mamma! as soon as I get all this press and release my new album you can have all the houses you want!