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Originally Posted by Ssv
Don't like cats...Had one for 2 weeks, but I realised that I'm very afraid of cats...They look cute, but they are strange.
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Congratulations, you are one of the rare few that can resist their mind-controlling parasites. People like you are far and few between -- you have no idea how special you are. Although all humans, including yourself, are susceptible to the parasite at least you are able to recognize cats for what they are: blood thirsty, crazed balls of flesh and bone, stitched together by hate and destructive tendencies. Felinity and Humanity?s fight for dominance stretches back nearly as long as the two species have existed on this rock. Their smaller stature was offset by their vastly greater intellect. Long ago we won the battle between our two races using brute strength. That will no longer work today and because of that we are much closer to losing the war. Groups like PETA, ALF, and Al Qaeda ensure that cats will always have a ?leg-up? on humans so to speak.