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Ja Make Her
August 14, 2005
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.
Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mr. that says Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day".Comment
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Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.Comment
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Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.Comment
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Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.Comment
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Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!Comment
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This promo kicks ass! Setting up some blog links right now.Comment
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Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Comment
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Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"Comment
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Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.Comment
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Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.Comment
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i just want to learn how to promote this nicheComment
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Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.Comment
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Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.Comment
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Q: What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.Comment
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Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.Comment
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.Comment
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Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?
A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.Comment
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not far away ,hope i can winComment
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Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.Comment
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.Comment
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