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  • Donny
    As you wish...
    • May 2002
    • 13754
    #1

    I'm Sorry Lightspeed Steve. I had to do it.

    A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.













    (sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)
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    • TheDoc
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2001
      • 13827
      #2
      Wow 5th grade all over again..
      ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825
      It's all disambiguation

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        • jact
          Confirmed User
          • Sep 2002
          • 9134
          #3
          Hmm, this post didn't really warrant a reply, but I was here anyway.

          Hi Mom.
          Free agent

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            • bangman
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2004
              • 5283
              #4
              There's a variation of that joke...well, i'm sure there are many, but one of them was absolutely hilarious and i'm trying to think of it...
              - David Hall
              ICQ: 312744199

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                • Holly
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 10017
                  #5
                  Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                  A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.













                  (sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)
                  After reading your post, I think you should change "a weird" to "no".
                  War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                    • Jman
                      Already an AI veteran
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22834
                      #6
                      When you're out with your friends
                      In your new Mercedes Benz and you're
                      On drugs
                      And you show up late for school cuz
                      You think your really cool when you're
                      On drugs
                      And you put on your headphones
                      And you step into the zone when you're
                      On drugs
                      But the world don't care
                      If your not there cuz you're
                      On drugs

                      Give it to me
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Never getting enough (Never get enough)
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                      And you twitch in your seat cuz
                      You wanna hit the street when you're
                      On drugs
                      And you cause such a fuss cuz
                      There's no one you can trust when you're
                      On drugs
                      And the best of your days
                      Will all vanish into haze when you're
                      On drugs
                      And you wish you could quit cuz
                      You're really sick of it but you're
                      On drugs

                      Give it to me
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Never getting enough (Never get enough)
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                      I want to confiscate your drugs
                      I don't think I can get enough (Uh)

                      Give it to me
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Never getting enough
                      We are all on drugs yeah
                      Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                      We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                      We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                      We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                      We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                      (Wooooh)
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                        • SteveLightspeed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 7940
                          #7
                          I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you.

                          Steve Lightspeed
                          Abra-cadabra!

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                            • Donny
                              As you wish...
                              • May 2002
                              • 13754
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Lightspeed
                              I wish for you all the success you ever wanted Donnie. Then you'll earn all the haters that success has earned for me. Wishing death on someone is so low, I can't believe what I just read. You are obviously completely obsessed with me. Seek help before you hurt someone. Seriously, you've gone way too far. I hope everyone that reads your post stays as far away from you as I should have when I first met you.

                              Steve Lightspeed
                              You're a fucking moron if you view that as anything other than it was... a joke. I indicated that in the original post itself.

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                                • BV
                                  wtf
                                  • Sep 2001
                                  • 10914
                                  #9
                                  This thread is stupid.

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                                    • Thomas1007
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 5542
                                      #10
                                      well this is interesting
                                      see sig
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                                        • fatal attraction
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 6522
                                          #11
                                          Not funny

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                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                              You're a fucking moron if you view that as anything other than it was... a joke. I indicated that in the original post itself.
                                              I'm convinced now that you are emotionally disturbed. Nice "joke". What's next, one about killing my mother?
                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                • kenny
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                  • 7245
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                  I'm convinced now that you are emotionally disturbed. Nice "joke". What's next, one about killing my mother?

                                                  Is there a affilate thing for the DVDs?
                                                  7

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                                                    • Loryn
                                                      Super Connector
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 12853
                                                      #14
                                                      Please stop! Just stop!

                                                      I like Steve a lot and wish to party with him many more times in the future!

                                                      And Donny I am just getting to know you and your wonderful girl.

                                                      Everytime I see any threads like this I just want to scream!
                                                      ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~



                                                      RIP TD

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                                                        • emthree
                                                          Dialer Kingpin
                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                          • 10816
                                                          #15
                                                          I sure hope to fuck you guys are drunk or high on something

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                                                            • Loryn
                                                              Super Connector
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 12853
                                                              #16
                                                              BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

                                                              Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe
                                                              ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~



                                                              RIP TD

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                                                                • xclusive
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                  • 35218
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                  BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

                                                                  Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe
                                                                  I would pay to see that

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                                                                    • tapatio
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                      • 526
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
                                                                      A genie is granting me a wish . But the catch is that whatever I wish for will be given twice as much to my worst enemy, Steve Jones. So I've been thinking about it a lot. I've decided that I want to be beaten half to death.













                                                                      (sorry, couldn't resist... yes, I have a weird sense of humor)
                                                                      WTF is wrong with you? Our nation is suffering a great tragedy and you are wishing death on one of your peers?

                                                                      Joke or no joke this is a waste of B/W if I have ever seen it
                                                                      ttapatio@ Gmail dot Com

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                                                                        • iwantchixx
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 12860
                                                                          #19
                                                                          that's a good one. Y'all have to admit

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                                                                            • MikeHawk
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                                              • 6683
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by JMan
                                                                              When you're out with your friends
                                                                              In your new Mercedes Benz and you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              And you show up late for school cuz
                                                                              You think your really cool when you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              And you put on your headphones
                                                                              And you step into the zone when you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              But the world don't care
                                                                              If your not there cuz you're
                                                                              On drugs

                                                                              Give it to me
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Never getting enough (Never get enough)
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                                                                              And you twitch in your seat cuz
                                                                              You wanna hit the street when you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              And you cause such a fuss cuz
                                                                              There's no one you can trust when you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              And the best of your days
                                                                              Will all vanish into haze when you're
                                                                              On drugs
                                                                              And you wish you could quit cuz
                                                                              You're really sick of it but you're
                                                                              On drugs

                                                                              Give it to me
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Never getting enough (Never get enough)
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                                                                              I want to confiscate your drugs
                                                                              I don't think I can get enough (Uh)

                                                                              Give it to me
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Never getting enough
                                                                              We are all on drugs yeah
                                                                              Give me some of that stuff (Wooooh)

                                                                              We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                                                                              We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                                                                              We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                                                                              We are all on drugs (We are all on drugs)
                                                                              (Wooooh)
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                                                                                • Satisfaction
                                                                                  WootWootCash.com
                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                  • 10900
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  hmm very interesting thread :/

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                                                                                    • Pleasurepays
                                                                                      BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
                                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                                      • 11913
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      "i wish you dead... why don't you get the joke"

                                                                                      somewhere, there are 3rd graders on a playground shaking their heads and thinking "what the fuck... thats not funny at all... i am telling your teacher"

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                                                                                        • ssp
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2005
                                                                                          • 7990
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Nice to see that the effects of alcohol bring out somebody's true personality.

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                                                                                            • tedwinters
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 672
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              heh, I thought it was pretty funny

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                                                                                                • Bobby_the_pyn
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                  • 154
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Hey Steve, I too love your sig, but would you be pissed if I fixed it for you? Crop off the edges a little more and have it to where you cant see the start/stop of the loop, people will stare at for more hours then they do now just to see how many hip shakes she's really doing.









                                                                                                  ~~~~~
                                                                                                  you know I'm only messing w/ you right. This thread seems to have some hostility in it
                                                                                                  Last edited by Bobby_the_pyn; 09-02-2005, 02:06 AM.
                                                                                                  Are you trying to seduce me?

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                                                                                                    • reynold
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 51271
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      i have to talked to the genie and he said he has changed his mind.

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                                                                                                        • Basher
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                          • 1168
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          arnt people being abit harsh on Don he was only joking
                                                                                                          my bum itches

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                                                                                                            • SBJ
                                                                                                              So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                              • 11377
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              damn sigs!! it Steve's that makes me stop for hours and the guy above me "Bashers" has a damn nice sig too!!

                                                                                                              As far as the topic at hand i only can say.. like Steve said.. seek help if you feel the need to make "jokes" like this...

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                                                                                                                • Bigfuck
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                  • 4961
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                                                  BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

                                                                                                                  Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe
                                                                                                                  Now that is something I would like to see

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                                                                                                                    • Dugmor
                                                                                                                      The Traffic Cowboy
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 7689
                                                                                                                      #30




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                                                                                                                        • Bobby_the_pyn
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                          • 154
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason?
                                                                                                                          Are you trying to seduce me?

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                                                                                                                            • Dugmor
                                                                                                                              The Traffic Cowboy
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                              • 7689
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Bobby_the_pyn
                                                                                                                              So that's Steve? I've never seen him b4; I was thinking he was a lot older for some reason?

                                                                                                                              Yeah and his dreadlocks look stupid ! Only black guys should have dreads !~
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                                                                                                                                • 3piece chicken Dinner
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 1065
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Wait just a God Damn Minute

                                                                                                                                  I thought you had him on ignore Steve??

                                                                                                                                  And Donnie, this was not very funny. You are better than this.
                                                                                                                                  "We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

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                                                                                                                                    • LiveDose
                                                                                                                                      Show Yer Tits!
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 25792
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Loryn-Adult.com
                                                                                                                                      BTW Steve your sig is so damn distracting.

                                                                                                                                      Makes me want to take my clothes off and stand next to her and swing dance around too! hehe

                                                                                                                                      Loryn if you need to borrow my video cam I'll over night it to you...

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