Whats the Funniest / Dumbest Thing youve Ever Done Drunk

Well I don't know if it is funny.
But it was certainly kinky.

I mixed the piss of both my husband and a girl that was staying with us with some Amaretto.

It was actually pretty good. But then I again I'm not normal and don't pretend to be.

Post in GFY!

...but I won't tell you which of my 50 some odd posts it was...or which of my other names it was made using....

Matt

:-)

signed on GFY and took 99.9% of the brainiacs on here seriously...

Hahaha, that would have been funny as hell.

I have LOTS of stupid drunken moments from my younger and wilder days, lol, but in honor of New Orleans, I'll share my drunken stupor from my last visit there, when I was 19, (9 1/2 years ago.).

I don't drink a lot, so I tend to nurse my drinks for a while..get tipsy, back off until the tipsy starts to wane, then have another. But I wanted to party this night, so I had two wine coolers before we left home....got to a bar in Fat City, and split a pitcher of beer with my bf at the time, had a shot of Jager (yeah I know I misspelled that. You know what I mean, lol), three shooter (from between the shooter girl's tits, no less, haha), and three mixed drinks. Then we decide to go to Zepplin's, another bar around the corner. I didn't realize how drunk I was until we got there. I had to pee, so I went in the bathroom, but I ended up just sitting on the floor by the sinks for, like, 20 minutes, so my bf came in looking for me, and walked me back out. A girl was walking in as we were walking out, and she complained to the bar that he was in the ladies room, so they kicked us out, and appartently I got belligerant (which I NEVER do!) and they forcibly removed me from the bar, lol. I lost a shoe in the scuffle and they threw it out of the door after me, lol. I still hadn't peed, and I had to go, bad, so I wound up peeing in an alley by our car while my bf stood watch, lol.

I got home and I was just mortified the next day when I heard how I acted.

I kicked a copper in the balls...... not a good idea.

I didnt know he was a policeman at the time... There was a big fight in the pub I was in and he was just some bloke coming at me with a mean look on his face.

Really, really, really bad move!

took a bath in a fountain at midnight on the main square of some greek town...then went on to remove the window from a girl's bathroom(???) woke up in bed next morning soaking wet wearing nothing but my briefs. i was around 16 at the time.

got fuckin plastered in cancun couldn't find my way back to my hotel. so i asked some ladies if they could show me the way. instead they showed me the way back to theyre hotel room. apparently i became a stripper overnight in a hotel room for 4 young ladies. woke up the next morning not knowing where the fuck i was and who the ladies were laying next to me in the bed. to top it off when i got out of bed i noticed i had some scooby doo pajama pants on that were about a foot to short for me. ahhh gotta love crazy drunken nights on vacation.

Hmmmm was summer and I had drunk lot of tequila... after that I goes to all girls in club and asked for one night stand :P

hahah classssy ladie ;)

hahah thats a good one ! nice work