Originally Posted by Brutal Truth

Looks like John Belushi got a sex change, lost weight, and then got smashed in the face with a fucking frying pan. Holy shit, that face is flatter than Laura Flynn Boyle's breast plate.

I'd fuck you but only after a couple of drinks and only if you made the first move. By first move I mean to push me over, rip of my trousers, and suck my cock like it was a straw in a Wendys' frosty.