Originally Posted by Gaybucks

Dude, you missed your mark, you should TOTALLY be a storyteller. Interesting story, descriptive, great delivery

Oh, and I feel your pain on the elevator... got stuck between floors at some janky place in Texas and the owner had to get out of bed with one of the maintenance people and they ended up pulling me up through the emergency hatch. My whole stay was comped as a result. But that's Texas, not Hollywood.