NEWSFLASH! Lance Armstong! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!

**Eric** · 08-31-2005, 07:50 AM

FUCK man that had me rolling!

**RuthB** · 08-31-2005, 07:52 AM

hahaha.. that totally appeals to the Brit in me

"Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles."

**Sosa** · 08-31-2005, 07:53 AM

heh. I wish all the stupid lance talk would stop.

**crockett** · 08-31-2005, 07:53 AM

Those fuckers just can't stand the fact an American kicked their ass that many times.

As Adam Corolla said the other night.. "I don't care if he had a jet engine stuck up his butt. He had cancer of the nuts and he still won the race 7 times"

**ronaldo** · 08-31-2005, 07:54 AM

lol, that's a good one.

**xclusive** · 08-31-2005, 07:56 AM

lol thanks for the laugh

**MaDalton** · 08-31-2005, 07:57 AM

they're all drugged - no exeptions

**Donny** · 08-31-2005, 07:58 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

they're all drugged - no exeptions

Read what I posted.

**Ace-wtf** · 08-31-2005, 07:59 AM

he even took a shower after each day

**Honez** · 08-31-2005, 07:59 AM

ahahahaha! Good one ;)

**JFK** · 08-31-2005, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Read what I posted.

Funny , but shouldnt that be testicle ? I thought he had one removed, but even with that, he has more "balls", then all of them put together

**XXX-Tony** · 08-31-2005, 08:04 AM

LOL thats some funny shit !

**MaDalton** · 08-31-2005, 08:13 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Read what I posted.

i did. but your post implies that Lance was clean and the others are just jealous. and because i don't believe that, this post just caters the typical american/french stereotype.

how about some frog legs with freedom fries as a snack???

**Donny** · 08-31-2005, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by MaDalton

i did. but your post implies that Lance was clean and the others are just jealous. and because i don't believe that, this post just caters the typical american/french stereotype.

how about some frog legs with freedom fries as a snack???

Trying to say most Americans eat frog legs? Very few do. I wouldn't know where to get them.

**grumpy** · 08-31-2005, 08:20 AM

mark my words, he will go down for doping.

**Donny** · 08-31-2005, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

mark my words, he will go down for doping.

Wrong. It won't happen.

**digi** · 08-31-2005, 08:24 AM

I think its funny how a lot of you seem to think he is only competing against frenchies.

Funny post nevertheless

**Donny** · 08-31-2005, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by digi

I think its funny how a lot of you seem to think he is only competing against frenchies.

Funny post nevertheless

Where do you get that we think such idiocy? Please point me to the part of my post that would indicate that to you.

**volante** · 08-31-2005, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Trying to say most Americans eat frog legs? Very few do. I wouldn't know where to get them.

Try frogs.

Funny post btw

**dynastoned** · 08-31-2005, 08:31 AM

lol good one.

**kmanrox** · 08-31-2005, 08:33 AM

drama queen

**hershie** · 08-31-2005, 08:33 AM

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh!

**WillyFRESH** · 08-31-2005, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

mark my words, he will go down for doping.

considering he retired and has ALREADY WON the tour, i think we can mark your words OUT. now he can smoke all the pot he wants, cause he fuckin' earned that shit.

**grumpy** · 08-31-2005, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Wrong. It won't happen.

its already happening
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...mstrong_doping

**Donny** · 08-31-2005, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

its already happening
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...mstrong_doping

I am aware of the accusations. But he won't "go down for doping" as the poster said. What are they gonna do to him? He's retired.

**hottoddy** · 08-31-2005, 09:03 AM

Good one, DP.

It would suck to be a frog.

**body** · 08-31-2005, 09:03 AM

He is guilty! Anyone believes he is clean?

**sicone** · 08-31-2005, 09:03 AM

**Scott McD** · 08-31-2005, 09:05 AM

Nice one...

**crockett** · 08-31-2005, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by grumpy

its already happening
http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...mstrong_doping

Jacques de Ceaurriz, the head of France's anti-doping laboratory, which developed the EPO urine test, told Europe-1 radio that at least 15 urine samples from the 1999 Tour had tested positive for EPO. The year before, there were more than 40 positive samples, he said ? reflecting how widespread the drug was when riders thought they could not be caught.

So assuming it wasn't tampering or anything else and he did take it.. Are they going to go after the 40 other guys that tested positive aswell.. Or just Lance..

**S P A N N O W** · 08-31-2005, 09:08 AM

**grumpy** · 08-31-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

I am aware of the accusations. But he won't "go down for doping" as the poster said. What are they gonna do to him? He's retired.

if he is found guilty they would take away his winnings.

**Monique Niccole** · 08-31-2005, 09:13 AM

**QuaWee** · 08-31-2005, 09:17 AM

I don't even feel sorry for him. Everyone is trying to support him because of the cancer thing and the fact that they say the French are mad. I can give a flying fuck.

**sherie** · 08-31-2005, 09:18 AM

LMFAO that is some funny shit!

**David - PG** · 08-31-2005, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

including a backbone and testicles.

Didn't he suffer from testicular cancer and had them chooped off?

**MaDalton** · 08-31-2005, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Trying to say most Americans eat frog legs? Very few do. I wouldn't know where to get them.

no - i wanted to suggest to do something for the american/french relationship

**Rinaldo** · 08-31-2005, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.

Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.

The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.

Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted as saying "We use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."

Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.

ROFL LMAO

**Dravyk** · 08-31-2005, 09:41 AM

Ah, that was my nuch needed laugh for today!!

Thanks, Donovan.

**Nylz** · 08-31-2005, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by crockett

Those fuckers just can't stand the fact an American kicked their ass that many times.

yada yada yada

dope is dope

**crockett** · 08-31-2005, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by Nylz

yada yada yada

dope is dope

Did you read the article that grumpy posted? Seems over 40 other guys also tested positive for the same drug. So why is Lance the only one getting shit about it, assuming it's not a fuck up by the testers.

**DaveKnell** · 08-31-2005, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

PARIS, France --

Lance Armstrong's ...
<snip>
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong and found several other items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and testicles.

Testicle [singular], surely?!

Dave

**Fresh** · 08-31-2005, 09:51 AM

that was a good laugh

**loverboy** · 08-31-2005, 02:25 PM

you almost had me lol

**Michaelious** · 08-31-2005, 02:28 PM

ooh that sounds lies

**baddog** · 08-31-2005, 02:31 PM

Funny thread . . . and I can direct you to frog's legs, but I would not recommend them.

**tony286** · 08-31-2005, 02:32 PM

you got me for a minute lol

**KCat** · 08-31-2005, 02:48 PM

LMAO!

Seriously though, I can't believe they want to test blood from several years ago. If whoever is spearheading this witch hunt has such a hard-on for Lance, is any "evidence" going to be objective? Fuck the haters.

**AbulletAway** · 08-31-2005, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by crockett

Those fuckers just can't stand the fact an American kicked their ass that many times.

As Adam Corolla said the other night.. "I don't care if he had a jet engine stuck up his butt. He had cancer of the nuts and he still won the race 7 times"

LOL I saw that too. Classic.

I feel the same way. He kicked ass, end of story.

NEWSFLASH! Lance Armstong! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!

NEWSFLASH! Lance Armstong! DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA!

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