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Old 02-11-2007, 12:40 PM  
VegasGirl1
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I don't know but this guy is nuts at this point. Last night he posted this to a myspace blog

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On Partner Poaching and the Irrepressible Urge to Beat Some Ignorant Fuck to a Pulp
Current mood: irritated


Recently I was rather rudely reminded that there are assholes in this world who will try to worm their way into your relationship with the one you love and steal them away. "Whether short-term or long-term, unwelcome or solicited, mate poaching typically involves an intricate web of social deception, interpersonal conflict, and intense emotionality ..."

Ugh. That just sounds like a lot of D-R-A-M-A. If you're like me, you'll want to recognize it right away and take immediate, decisive action ... before matters get completely out of hand.

Concerned some sneaky, lying fuck might be trying to seduce the one you love? Here's an awesome study that shows many of the cheap pyschological tricks these clowns use to drive a wedge between you and your mate. The most common include: developing emotional closeness, denigrating your commitment to your partner, demonstrating resources, and even the seemingly innocuous tactic of just being generous. Be careful when confronting these manipulative little cockroaches. Remember, they're trying to drive a WEDGE.

Sadly, there's no well-researched scientific paper offering a solution.

Here's my idea, and I welcome your feedback: If I even suspect some jackoff is trying to fuck with the woman I love, I'll mash his goddamn brains in with a baseball bat. It's messy, of course, and there's always the problem of disposing of the body. But let me tell you friend, there's nothing better than repeatedly and forcefully applying the business end of a 36 oz Louisville Slugger to the temples of some sorry little prick to bring all that silliness to a sudden and VERY DRAMATIC end. How many licks do you think it'll take to get to the center of THAT Tootsie-Pop? I played baseball in college, and I'm willing to wager it'll only take 1 hit. The next 20 or so will only be to insure that not even his dentist can identify the puree.

On a related note, I have a little trip planned and I wonder, will a 6 foot corpse with (more than) a little extra padding fit into the trunk of a CTS? It's hard to believe what passes for a midsize at the rental counter these days and really, I don't want to have to hack off limbs just to squeeze the worthless pile of shit in.

As always, your comments are welcome.

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and while I was on the phone with the cops, he deleted it.. and after careful review of how little the PD gives a shit, he has now re-posted it.

He is obviously pissed that I have a friend coming to visit...

But that is a different issue all together.

The new evidence would be that at soon as I was on the phone with the cops he deleted it .. he knew.
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