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  • tony286
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #1

    The hotel bill is too high

    Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to
    consider this...

    A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.

    After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
    continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel
    and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get
    back on the road.

    When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

    The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth
    $350.

    When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on
    speaking to the Manager.

    The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel
    has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

    "But we didn't use them," the man complains.

    "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes
    on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the
    hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Los Vegas perform here," the Manager says.

    "But we didn't go to any of those shows, "complains the man again.

    "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies.

    No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we
    didn't use it!"

    The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.

    He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

    The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says,
    this check is only made out for $50."

    "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife."

    "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.

    Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have .
  • BabeHunter
    Webmaster
    • Oct 2001
    • 4063

    #2
    Yep

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    • Ice
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      • Nov 2002
      • 26053

      #3
      LOL that was pretty funny
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      • RuthB
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        • May 2005
        • 7248

        #4
        good one
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        • kmanrox
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          • Oct 2001
          • 29295

          #5
          hehe predictable, but funny =)
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          • Adam
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            • Jul 2005
            • 842

            #6
            Nice, LOL!
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            • TheWylders
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              • Jul 2004
              • 623

              #7
              too funny

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              • Honez
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                • Apr 2003
                • 6636

                #8
                I am going to have to remember that one, lol
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                • Pete-KT
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                  • Oct 2004
                  • 51532

                  #9
                  thats funny

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                  • bjjb
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                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13074

                    #10

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                    • MandyBlake
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                      • Nov 2002
                      • 17761

                      #11
                      cute but i've seen it before! lol
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                      • Pretty_Lara
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                        • Oct 2002
                        • 755

                        #12
                        huh I like it
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                        • Doc911
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                          • Feb 2004
                          • 3695

                          #13
                          thats fucking great! reminds me of this fishing joke.

                          A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.
                          One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
                          Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
                          Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
                          "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
                          "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
                          "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
                          "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
                          "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
                          "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
                          "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
                          "Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.


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                          • phonesex
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                            • Mar 2005
                            • 3437

                            #14
                            to great stories

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                            • Spunky
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                              • Jun 2002
                              • 133978

                              #15
                              Those made me chuckle

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                              • knought
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                                • Aug 2005
                                • 316

                                #16
                                nice one

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                                • Ross
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                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 18874

                                  #17
                                  HAHAHAHA both jokes are great!

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                                  • BillyHoe
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                                    • Mar 2003
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                                    #18
                                    nice one...lol

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                                    • DarkJedi
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301

                                      #19
                                      the husband is a fucking idiot for not checking the price out first.

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                                      • Ogix
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 1025

                                        #20
                                        i knew this joke before but it's till funny

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                                        • DutchTeenCash
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                                          • Feb 2003
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                                          #21
                                          lol funny

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                                          • wildgirl
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                                            • May 2005
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                                            #22
                                            hahaha very funny...lol
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