And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy

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  • MuleScrote
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2002
    • 4601

    #1

    And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy

    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.
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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    Post more deep thoughts, please.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • MuleScrote
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 4601

      #3
      Another one of my favorites:

      I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.
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      • Fizzgig
        Registered User
        • Feb 2004
        • 9649

        #4
        That's a good one too. I like the one about uncle caveman.
        ---'-,-{@ Sassy Grrrl @}-'-,---

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        • MuleScrote
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 4601

          #5
          Originally posted by Fizzgig
          That's a good one too. I like the one about uncle caveman.
          When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.
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          • reynold
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2002
            • 51271

            #6
            Man, you're good! more of your deep thoughts pls. thanks

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            • GUNNER
              Confirmed User
              • May 2001
              • 2115

              #7
              Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.
              gunner @tutamail.com
              25 years in the jizz biz

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              • kaori
                Confirmed User
                • Apr 2005
                • 1569

                #8
                heh, i have 'em in an auto-rotating script

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