One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to DisneyLand, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "DisneyLand burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real DisneyLand, but it was getting pretty late.
And now...Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy
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Another one of my favorites:
I wish a robot would get elected president. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.ICQ 78681003Comment
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When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.Originally posted by FizzgigThat's a good one too.
I like the one about uncle caveman.ICQ 78681003Comment


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