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  • sextoyking
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 6034

    #1

    Dear Abby

    My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
    and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

    What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
    Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't

    even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise
    around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to

    work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't
    even pretend to like me and hints that I may
    be a lesbian. What should I do?

    Signed: Clueless


    Dear Clueless:

    Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.
    You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

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  • spasmo
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2005
    • 2678

    #2


    Actually didn't see that one coming.

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    • Sly
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      • Sep 2004
      • 31377

      #3
      Todd do you feel ok? LOL.
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      • sextoyking
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2001
        • 6034

        #4
        Originally posted by Sly
        Todd do you feel ok? LOL.
        hahaha, my pops sent it to me

        I thought it was funny and I love the clintons and she will make a great president!!! (hopefully)
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        • MandyBlake
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          • Nov 2002
          • 17761

          #5
          oh man that's rough
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          • ready lube
            Confirmed User
            • Dec 2005
            • 2043

            #6
            now that's comedy ;)

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            • Bods4Mods
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2005
              • 904

              #7
              Very funny!

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              • reynold
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Oct 2002
                • 51271

                #8
                LOL. Good one. I hope President Hillary (it might only be a question of WHEN not IF) doesn't throw you in jail for that. You might say this kind of shit doesn't happen in America... well, GW Bush and his buddies urinated pretty damn hard on the Constitution so all bets are off.

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                • MsWild
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 2803

                  #9
                  that's funny
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