Face it, if you drink bourbon you are an idiot.

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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    Face it, if you drink bourbon you are an idiot.

    Only Jack Daniels drinkers are lower.
  • 3M TA3
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    #2
    ok i'll bite, what do you drink?

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    • FuqALot
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      #3
      If you drink wine you're an idiot.

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      • Babaganoosh
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        #4
        Originally posted by BlueMoon
        ok i'll bite, what do you drink?
        Wine coolers I bet.
        I like pie.

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        • DarkJedi
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          #5
          Originally posted by BlueMoon
          ok i'll bite, what do you drink?
          High quality vodka. Straight.

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          • FuqALot
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            • Dec 2001
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            #6
            I sip gin straight in a plastic cup.

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            • 3M TA3
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              #7
              ever try potato skin vodka?

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              • Paul Waters
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                #8
                Don't trash any kind of alkee-hol. You never know when you may need some!

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                • natas
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                  • Mar 2002
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DarkJedi
                  High quality vodka. Straight.
                  stoli?

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                  • BigBen
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BlueMoon
                    ever try potato skin vodka?
                    Good stuff?

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                    • alexg
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by DarkJedi
                      High quality vodka. Straight.
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                      • iBanker
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                        #12
                        Im pretty low then, Jack is pretty much all I drink...
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                        • Mako
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by natas
                          stoli?
                          He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

                          That's it. The rest don't compare.

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                          • volante
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                            • Mar 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                            High quality vodka. Straight.
                            Only pinko commie scum drink vodka

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                            • 3M TA3
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by BigBen
                              Good stuff?
                              can't taste it but it burns like petrol going down. not good for ulsers.

                              I woke up feeling like i just got back from camping.

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                              • Jace
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                                • Jan 2004
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                                #16
                                bushmills irish whiskey for me

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                                • evildick

                                  #17
                                  I'll drink whatever's available. I don't think I have ever been required to drink bourbon yet though. I suppose I would if that was all there was left and the liquor store was closed. (unfortunately only certain stores are allowed to sell booze in Canada, and most of them seem to close early)

                                  If I have my choice it's usually rum and coke or good old trusty beer.

                                  Although sometimes I end up rubbing my head like this pondering why I am drinking at all.

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                                  • Mako
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                    bushmills irish whiskey for me

                                    Mary Kate will love it.

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                                    • garce
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by evildick
                                      I'll drink whatever's available. I don't think I have ever been required to drink bourbon yet though. I suppose I would if that was all there was left and the liquor store was closed. (unfortunately only certain stores are allowed to sell booze in Canada, and most of them seem to close early)

                                      If I have my choice it's usually rum and coke or good old trusty beer.

                                      Although sometimes I end up rubbing my head like this pondering why I am drinking at all.

                                      The sugar in rum and coke will do that to you. Try something else. Like bourbon.

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                                      • DarkJedi
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Paul Waters
                                        Don't trash any kind of alkee-hol. You never know when you may need some!

                                        Hic

                                        Bourbon is the lifeblood of trailer trash everywhere. When they don't drink it, they use it to clear the dog hair and bacon grease out of the sink drain.

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                                        • BV
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                                          • Sep 2001
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                                          #21
                                          Bourbon can only be made in the United States. (By international law) Most all Bourbons but a few are made in Kentucky, and Kentucky is the only state allowed to put its name on the bottle. Kentucky distillers are very adoment that Bourbon is not Bourbon unless the label says so. The name originates from Bourbon County Kentucky.

                                          Cheers,
                                          BV

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                                          • slipfitter
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                                            • Jul 2004
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                            Only Jack Daniels drinkers are lower.
                                            further proof that white alcohol is evil. i would have forgiven you're anger, but if i'm not mistaken JD is bourbon. dark liquor keeps you mellow. white liquor makes you post idiotic thoughts on GFY.

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                                            • Alky
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Mako
                                              He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

                                              That's it. The rest don't compare.
                                              you sir are obviousley not a vodka drinker.

                                              they are both good obviousley... but there are better.

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                                              • Mako
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Alky
                                                you sir are obviousley not a vodka drinker.

                                                they are both good obviousley... but there are better.
                                                Not at their price point.

                                                Beveldere particularly is fantastic, head and shoulders above anything else at that price point. If I'm wrong, prove it, offer an example of a Vodka that's the same price or less that tastes better. I'll be happy to try it.

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                                                • Jace
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by BV
                                                  Bourbon can only be made in the United States. (By international law) Most all Bourbons but a few are made in Kentucky, and Kentucky is the only state allowed to put its name on the bottle. Kentucky distillers are very adoment that Bourbon is not Bourbon unless the label says so. The name originates from Bourbon County Kentucky.

                                                  Cheers,
                                                  BV
                                                  my mother in law lives right next door to 2 distilleries in kentucky

                                                  pretty cool shit, we used to go up to tour them all the time and get all shitfaced with samples

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                                                  • throwdown
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                                                    #26
                                                    SKYY Vodka is the shiet

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                                                    • Alky
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Mako
                                                      Not at their price point.

                                                      Beveldere particularly is fantastic, head and shoulders above anything else at that price point. If I'm wrong, prove it, offer an example of a Vodka that's the same price or less that tastes better. I'll be happy to try it.
                                                      you never said anything about price in your first post

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                                                      • Alky
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by throwdown
                                                        SKYY Vodka is the shiet
                                                        liar.678

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                                                        • SleazyDream
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                                                          #29
                                                          it's not what you drink - it's the amount the determines intelligence
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                                                          • throwdown
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Alky
                                                            liar.678
                                                            no, its true.

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                                                            • Alky
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by throwdown
                                                              no, its true.
                                                              no sir, you couldn't be farther from the truth.

                                                              we all know Popov is the best.

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                                                              • TexasDreams
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • NetRodent
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I'm partial to Belvedere, Kubanskaya and Zubrowka.
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                                                                  • throwdown
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Alky
                                                                    no sir, you couldn't be farther from the truth.

                                                                    we all know Popov is the best.
                                                                    pardon me sir, but you're mistaken

                                                                    SKYY Vodka is simply the best vodka on this planet.

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                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                      #35

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                                                                      • slipfitter
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        reminds me of a story regarding about a vodka drinker. we were at a bar in AC one night. 2 cute girls sit next to us. one of the guys in the group is trying to impress them with his great knowledge and love of vodka. telling them how Grey Goose is the best, etc. the bartender overhears him, and rolls his eyes. i order the next round, this guy wants a GG martini. bartender looks at me and says 'house' i say yep. he pours a house martini, this guy doesnt notice, takes a sip, and proclaims how good a GG martini is. he had no fing clue what he was drinking, just like most people.

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                                                                        • Jace
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          oh wow, skyy vodka has to be the worst tasting shit I have ever tried....it is comparable to drinking straight rubbing alcohol

                                                                          pure shit

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                                                                          • Hey You . . . I Know You!
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by JaceXXX
                                                                            oh wow, skyy vodka has to be the worst tasting shit I have ever tried....it is comparable to drinking straight rubbing alcohol

                                                                            pure shit

                                                                            But I love straight rubbing alcohol!






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                                                                            • throwdown
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                              see, this man knows vodka

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                                                                              • VirtuMike
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                By definition Vodka can only be pure filtered alcohol and pure water. That's it. And I somehow doubt that some French charcoal filters are any better than American or Polish charcoal filters.

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                                                                                • Paul Waters
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                                                                                  #41


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                                                                                  • Holly
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I agree. That's why I only drink Bud Light.
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                                                                                    • escorpio
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Fuck you, you vodka drinkin nancy boy. Bouron was good enuff for my grandpappy and it's good enuff for me.

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                                                                                      • Redrob
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Ab is a cool drink if you don't have to do anything.... Locally, Herradura. Amatitán. 92 Proof. Smooth....

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                                                                                        • reynold
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                          Isn't this hot?

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                                                                                          • reed_4
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            I agree too, 'coz i don't like the taste of that.

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                                                                                            • imafuckingaussie
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              What a gay dorky post LMFAO

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                                                                                              • Sin
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by slipfitterfurther proof that white alcohol is evil. i would have forgiven you're anger, but if i'm not mistaken JD is bourbon. dark liquor keeps you mellow. white liquor makes you post idiotic thoughts on GFY.
                                                                                                JD is not bourbon, because while bourbon is a "type" of whisky (much like Scotch & Rye are as well) JD is just a straight up "Whisky" ...the difference has to do with the process... the one that you're thinking of is Jim Beam, which has got to be the most motherfucking disgusting bourbon on the planet, it shouldn't even be called Bourbon, it is SICK. Wild Turkey is a very nice bourbon, although I've heard that Makers Mark is even smoother, I am not inclined to spend the money on a whole bottle of it & then find out I despise it. Especially since I rarely drink bourbon as it is.

                                                                                                I've got a lot of funny stories about WT from when I was younger, mostly my friends going "ew how can you drink that?" and then saying stuff like "that shits weak" and then ending up doing faceplants on the floor after 4 shots
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                                                                                                • nico-t
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  i drink about everything

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                                                                                                  • aico
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Mako
                                                                                                    He said "high quality". That means Belvedere and Grey Goose.

                                                                                                    That's it. The rest don't compare.
                                                                                                    Damn you beat me too it... although I wouldn't consider Grey Goose that high of a quality as much as it is trendy.

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