I love getting mystery porn in the mail

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  • Sarah_Jayne
    Now with more Jayne
    • Dec 2002
    • 40077

    #1

    I love getting mystery porn in the mail

    Today in the morning post I got a stuffed out white envelope from somewhere in Nebraska with the address on it in very tiny type in the bottom corner. When I opened it the evvelope it was filled with four unmarked discs. I wasn't even sure if they were dvds or cdroms. They turned out to be four dvds with full length porn movies on them - "College Co-eds 9", "Big Dicks, Big Tits", Dirty Little Dick Suckers" and "No Dicks For These Chicks".

    I didn't order any porn - much less from the States. Lord know if I want porn for personal use I know where to get it..lol.

    Very strange.
  • redguy
    Registered User
    • Dec 2004
    • 65

    #2
    somewhere some ebay buyer is leaving very angry feedback...

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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194

      #3
      Originally posted by redguy
      somewhere some ebay buyer is leaving very angry feedback...
      HaHa!
      .

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      • Doc911
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 3695

        #4
        someone sending you their demo dvd's looking to be a star! LOL


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        • Sarah_Jayne
          Now with more Jayne
          • Dec 2002
          • 40077

          #5
          Originally posted by redguy
          somewhere some ebay buyer is leaving very angry feedback...
          ..now how did they send them to me by mistake?

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          • Sarah_Jayne
            Now with more Jayne
            • Dec 2002
            • 40077

            #6
            Originally posted by Doc911
            someone sending you their demo dvd's looking to be a star! LOL
            lol..and SO classy with it ;)

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            • EroticySteve
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2005
              • 4365

              #7
              Want to trade mail? All I ever get are bills and bank statements.
              You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that.
              Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale

              email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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              • wedouglas
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2004
                • 5921

                #8
                Maybe a GFYer is tyring to woo you.

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                • Sarah_Jayne
                  Now with more Jayne
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 40077

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wedouglas
                  Maybe a GFYer is tyring to woo you.
                  cause nothing woos anthoner smut merchant more than free copyright-violated porn.

                  I can just imagine meeting at the top of the Empire State Building, embracing, wiping away the tear and saying through the tears 'You had me with Dirty Little Dick Suckers'.

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                  • Sosa
                    In Tushy Land
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 40149

                    #10
                    lol, wasn't me!

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                    • candyflip
                      Carpe Visio
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 43073

                      #11
                      Can you send me a copy of "Big Dicks, Big Tits"?

                      Spend you some brain.
                      Email Me

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                      • Sarah_Jayne
                        Now with more Jayne
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 40077

                        #12
                        Originally posted by candyflip
                        Can you send me a copy of "Big Dicks, Big Tits"?
                        look for my ebay auction soon..lol

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                        • sleazybunny
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 239

                          #13
                          damn post man

                          ..he's always delivering my mail to the wrong address...

                          I.

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