My shit don't stink!

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    My shit don't stink!

    Febreze air freshener fucking rocks. I just took a power dump and left the bathroom smelling like a field of flowers.

    There is nothing better.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #2
    Pardon my bluntness, ladies; it's not exactly a delicate subject.
    Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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    • phatzane®
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 1592

      #3
      fuck you gotta be single....


      -PHATZANEXXX.COM-

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      • bjjb
        Have laptop will travel
        • Mar 2004
        • 13074

        #4
        Originally posted by phatzane®
        fuck you gotta be single....
        If it wasnt for the air freshener he probably would be

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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          fabreeze rocks

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          • Dagwolf
            President of Canada
            • Sep 2003
            • 23141

            #6
            Originally posted by bjjb
            If it wasnt for the air freshener he probably would be
            My wife is much happier now.
            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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            • Dagwolf
              President of Canada
              • Sep 2003
              • 23141

              #7
              <---- See post count. :D heeh
              I'm about 20 posts behind Lensman...
              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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              • bjjb
                Have laptop will travel
                • Mar 2004
                • 13074

                #8
                Originally posted by Dagwolf
                My wife is much happier now.
                Im sure she has to spray after hers sometimes too. Despite what they say, lady shit stinks too

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                • Dagwolf
                  President of Canada
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 23141

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bjjb
                  Im sure she has to spray after hers sometimes too. Despite what they say, lady shit stinks too
                  Not in my house. My wife is the most discreet woman I've ever known when it comes to body functions.

                  Edit: In fact I shouldn't have even said that much. Forget it. She doesn't have any body functions.
                  Last edited by Dagwolf; 08-25-2005, 08:55 PM.
                  Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                  • bjjb
                    Have laptop will travel
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 13074

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Dagwolf
                    Not in my house. My wife is the most discreet woman I've ever known when it comes to body functions.

                    Edit: In fact I shouldn't have even said that much. Forget it. She doesn't have any body functions.
                    Youre a lucky man

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                    • tristan_D
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2005
                      • 7865

                      #11
                      good to know you cared to freshen the air in the bathroom.
                      Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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                      • knought
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2005
                        • 316

                        #12
                        Thanks to that air freshener lol!

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                        • tony299
                          lurker
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 57021

                          #13
                          Fabreeze is good stuff we use a bunch of their products.

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                          • Dagwolf
                            President of Canada
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23141

                            #14
                            I thought this thread was long dead!
                            Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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