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Fat girl farts...

08-24-2005, 02:03 AM

Aren't they just AMAZING?

I caught one earlier, and had I not been in the right place at exactly the right time...

The damned thing would have nearly knocked me the fuck over.
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08-24-2005, 02:13 AM

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08-24-2005, 02:19 AM

Liar.
It's a scientifically proven fact that smaller bodies produce (on average) more vicious farts. I'm not kidding either

..and I'm off.
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08-24-2005, 02:23 AM

Well, everybody farts,
Sometimes everybody cries
And everybody farts sometimes
And everybody farts sometimes
So, hold on, hold on, hold on...
(Everybody farts... You are not alone)

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08-24-2005, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by TeenGodFather

Liar.
It's a scientifically proven fact that smaller bodies produce (on average) more vicious farts. I'm not kidding either

More vicious? maybe.
More amazing? never.

The sound those big ol' tight ass cheeks makes when a bubble of gas POPS right out, is pure pleasure.

Not to mention the visual of the sphincter opening up to release such enjoyment is also equally entertaining.
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08-24-2005, 02:46 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

Aren't they just AMAZING?

I caught one earlier, and had I not been in the right place at exactly the right time...

The damned thing would have nearly knocked me the fuck over.

You need some fresh air. The effect is as powerful as hundreds of cigarette sticks.

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08-24-2005, 02:48 AM

I heard fat girls cum alot

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08-24-2005, 02:55 AM

Originally posted by abz

I heard fat girls cum alot

tis true...

I like big girls but this one girl I met was HUGE! I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I fucked her anyway. Wasn't bad, but at the end she unloaded a gallon on me. I swear I felt like I was sleepwalking and got hit with a blast from a firehose.

Even though it was a "courtesy" fuck, or a "pity" fuck, I still think about that nasty hoe. Awesome experience, made it totally worth it. Even with all the verbal abuse I took from my friends.
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08-24-2005, 04:14 AM

All people farts, so what's the big deal?
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08-24-2005, 04:40 AM

Originally posted by reynold

All people farts, so what's the big deal?

Obviously you have not been blessed with such a remembering experience like that of which a fat girl let's out such an enourmous blast of ass gas.

Truly exhilerating experience.
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08-24-2005, 04:42 AM

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08-24-2005, 04:56 AM

Pussy farts are the best.. hilarious too.

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08-25-2005, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Nysus

Pussy farts are the best.. hilarious too.

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Not big on the pussyfarts... I been sprayed with my own juices before and it is not a nice feeling.

and if the pussy starts singing to you while your fucking her, then it's time to put it away, it has been played with enough for one day.
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08-25-2005, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by Nysus

Pussy farts are the best.. hilarious too.

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08-25-2005, 08:49 AM

Guess there's a fetish for everything.....

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08-25-2005, 08:53 AM

ever have a fat girl fart on your cock ?
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08-25-2005, 08:55 AM

roflmaooooooooooooooooooooo
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08-25-2005, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by Tala

Guess there's a fetish for everything.....

I like them all, I don't descriminate any girl.

See... I see that many folks will pinpoint something bad about someone right away... I am the opposite. While many guys will see a fat girl and say "Ewwww!". I may say, damn that chick has nice eyes, or a cute smile, maybe I like the way she does her hair, personality for sure. Nymphos and sex vixens welcome.

Get it?

I like 'em all. You show me a chick, and I will show you something beautiful about her.
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08-25-2005, 08:56 AM

this thread needs pics

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08-25-2005, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

I like them all, I don't descriminate any girl.

See... I see that many folks will pinpoint something bad about someone right away... I am the opposite. While many guys will see a fat girl and say "Ewwww!". I may say, damn that chick has nice eyes, or a cute smile, maybe I like the way she does her hair, personality for sure. Nymphos and sex vixens welcome.

Get it?

I like 'em all. You show me a chick, and I will show you something beautiful about her.

Wasn't talking about the size of the girl at all. It's the fart thing that got me.

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08-25-2005, 08:57 AM

you guys are crazy

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08-25-2005, 09:00 AM

Originally posted by Tala

Wasn't talking about the size of the girl at all. It's the fart thing that got me.

Sorry... I automatically assumed everybody liked farts haha.
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08-25-2005, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by Murderous

Sorry... I automatically assumed everybody liked farts haha.

I'm not a fart fan, thanks. But I like girls of (almost) all sizes....too thin makes me cringe.

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08-25-2005, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by Tala

I'm not a fart fan

omfg you guys are fucking 1st class idiots...what the fuck are you talking about? fat chicks who fart? god damn are you real people?
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08-25-2005, 09:09 AM

lol OraclePorn... i guess they are not!

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08-25-2005, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

omfg you guys are fucking 1st class idiots...what the fuck are you talking about? fat chicks who fart? god damn are you real people?

Believe it or not, there are people who have fetishes for just about everything.

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08-25-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

omfg you guys are fucking 1st class idiots...what the fuck are you talking about? fat chicks who fart? god damn are you real people?

It's "comedy".

Made YOU laugh.
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08-25-2005, 09:12 AM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

Well, everybody farts,
Sometimes everybody cries
And everybody farts sometimes
And everybody farts sometimes
So, hold on, hold on, hold on...
(Everybody farts... You are not alone)

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08-25-2005, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

omfg you guys are fucking 1st class idiots...what the fuck are you talking about? fat chicks who fart? god damn are you real people?

yo...

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08-25-2005, 09:36 AM

I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
I cannot bear the thought of my "Fat girl farts" thread getting pushed to page 2 yet again, so I will say this...
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08-25-2005, 09:39 AM

A CLASSIC FROM THE PEOPLE AT MEATCASH - A GIRL FARTING

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08-25-2005, 09:41 AM

Originally posted by TheSenator

A CLASSIC FROM THE PEOPLE AT MEATCASH - A GIRL FARTING

That's erotic

a fat dude farted in this thread
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08-25-2005, 09:43 AM

Originally posted by boner 2.0

That's erotic

a fat dude farted in this thread

So that's what that smell is.

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08-25-2005, 09:44 AM

Originally posted by Tala

So that's what that smell is.

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08-25-2005, 09:48 AM

ok so she farted. its like having anal sex and a blow job at the same time!

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08-25-2005, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by body

this thread needs pics

You should be banned for that thought alone
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08-25-2005, 10:24 AM

Those last few replies are funny... Thought I would say so, since I have no time to Quote every one of them. haha.
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08-25-2005, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by sicone

You should be banned for that thought alone

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08-25-2005, 10:59 AM

See, this has become quite the thread... I love giving folks a chance to reply and let their senses of humour shine, lord knows many folks on GFY don't really have one, or at least show it anyway.
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08-30-2005, 10:47 PM

well, I see no problem, everybody farts...how's that?
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08-30-2005, 10:51 PM

sick shit
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08-30-2005, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by body

this thread needs pics
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