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Originally Posted by aico
You're at a party, you see a handsome guy, you go home and fuck him, the next day it hurts when he pees.
That's Viral.
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Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Rome. Each had an upturned hat. One had a cross in front of him, while the other had a Star of David.
Many people passed by and looked at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest came by, stopped and watched throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none giving to the beggar behind the Star of David.
Finally, the priest went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, "My poor fellow, don't you understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you, especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In fact, they would probably deliberately give money to him just out of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David sat and listened to the priest, before turning to the beggar with the cross and saying, "Moishe, look who's trying to teach the Goldstein Brothers about marketing."
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An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing department and support staff of one company.The day of the game, as hard as the marketers tried the support staff beat the marketing department soundly.
In their best tradition the Marketing Department decided to find their best 'spin' they could on the dismal result.They showed how they earned their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game:
"The Marketing Department is pleased to announce that for the recently-completed softball season, we came in second place, having lost but one game all year.The Support Department however had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game all season."
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