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Old 02-01-2007, 04:01 PM  
WarChild
Let slip the dogs of war.
 
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Originally Posted by Phoenix View Post
actually beating a dog is fairly easy.
you just have to know how to do it.

most dogs are jumpers and will go for something high...your face neck etc...if it is really on..and when a dog launches at you it is....you give up your arm..and let them bite it.

as they sink their teeth in you make sure you get really close to them and bring up your knee...as you hit the ground you should be smashing your knee right through their chest....dogs are weak..any grown male can do this.

they dog will be dead on the spot and you will have some bite marks on your arm...but you will not be dead...and your arm will not be ripped to shreds

practice it in your mind a few times and you will be ready should it ever happen
I always thought you were a fucking idiot and this just absolutely confirms it. Great laugh.
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