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My wife threw me out of the house tonight and i have no money

08-23-2005, 06:08 PM

I am parked outside a starbucks jacking their wifi and i dont even have enough money for a Grande Moca.

I only have my Epassporte card on me and she wont let me back in the house to get my wallet.

Please, give me money. Enough so i can grab an 8ball, hooker, a couple of OE 40's and some seedy motel for the night.
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08-23-2005, 06:10 PM

I have a couple of black buddies that are looking for date..do you have firm buttocks?

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08-23-2005, 06:11 PM

Bro I hope you are not serious? WTF is up with gfy tonight? Join Longz , Send a sale and you get a $100 bonus along with your 60%.
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08-23-2005, 06:11 PM

Sure, i'll be more than happy to let them work it in a little before the wife and her lawyer get to it.. i have a feeling your black friends will be more gentle too
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08-23-2005, 06:12 PM

Originally posted by drama

Sure, i'll be more than happy to let them work it in a little before the wife and her lawyer get to it.. i have a feeling your black friends will be more gentle too

That's the spirit,they will give you a deal on the ball too..I'll put in a good word

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08-23-2005, 06:13 PM

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08-23-2005, 06:13 PM

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Bro I hope you are not serious? WTF is up with gfy tonight? Join Longz , Send a sale and you get a $100 bonus along with your 60%.

Send a sale where?

To who?
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08-23-2005, 06:14 PM

i only need two hundred and fiddy dollars
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08-23-2005, 06:15 PM

Serves you right!
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08-23-2005, 06:17 PM

Naw, I'm going to take the bitch out Danny Dukes style (with gunz blazin' y0).I'd like to see her face as im about to plant a .45 in her head.
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08-23-2005, 06:26 PM

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08-23-2005, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by drama

I am parked outside a starbucks jacking their wifi and i dont even have enough money for a Grande Moca.

I only have my Epassporte card on me and she wont let me back in the house to get my wallet.

Please, give me money. Enough so i can grab an 8ball, hooker, a couple of OE 40's and some seedy motel for the night.

Btw, if you are on the street corner, how can you post on GFY?
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08-23-2005, 06:28 PM

your wife cannot kick you out.. its also 50% YOUR Place.. go there.. enter the house and sleep in your bed.. if she doesnt like it its HER problem

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08-23-2005, 06:30 PM

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Btw, if you are on the street corner, how can you post on GFY?

Hey dipship, did it dawn on you that maybe i have a laptop with me?
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08-23-2005, 06:30 PM

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your wife cannot kick you out.. its also 50% YOUR Place.. go there.. enter the house and sleep in your bed.. if she doesnt like it its HER problem

Good point, but then i'd have to sleep with one eye open
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08-23-2005, 06:35 PM

There's always Mom and Dad...

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08-23-2005, 06:37 PM

Originally posted by drama

Good point, but then i'd have to sleep with one eye open

lock yourself on another bedroom.. or just go and grab your stuff

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08-23-2005, 06:37 PM

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Hey dipship, did it dawn on you that maybe i have a laptop with me?

Sell your laptop to the hooker, let her go out and work for the drugs and booze, pretty soon your all set!
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08-23-2005, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

There's always Mom and Dad...

My parents were killed by a drunk driver 10 years ago but thanks for suggesting it
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08-23-2005, 06:39 PM

any pic of the wife???

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08-23-2005, 06:40 PM

Of course, this begs the question: what did you do to piss her off so much?

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08-23-2005, 06:44 PM

sell the laptop at the starbucks.
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08-23-2005, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Cogitator

Of course, this begs the question: what did you do to piss her off so much?

My cock slipped into her ass and i ended up blowing my load in her. She thinks it was intentional but it wasnt.

Started with the astroglide and some went down the crack of her ass. after a while of giving it to her doggy style that is when the slip happened.
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08-23-2005, 06:45 PM

Take out the trash for the coffee place, and get the coffee.

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08-23-2005, 06:45 PM

Hey idiot go pawn your laptop if you -R- afraid of your wife.

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08-23-2005, 06:47 PM

Originally posted by drama

Please, give me money. Enough so i can grab an 8ball, hooker, a couple of OE 40's and some seedy motel for the night.

what is your epassporte id?

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08-23-2005, 06:48 PM

You got kicked out of the house by woman because you did accidental anal?

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08-23-2005, 06:48 PM

Wi_fi at Starbucks is a T-Mobile network....protected ....

I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT !

But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....
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08-23-2005, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Cogitator

You got kicked out of the house by woman because you did accidental anal?

It's not the first time it happened.

Once i teabagged her and she almost left me...said she felt violated having my testies all over her face... not my fault she was sleeping ;)
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08-23-2005, 06:50 PM

Originally posted by directfiesta

Wi_fi at Starbucks is a T-Mobile network....protected ....

Like its hard to gain access
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08-23-2005, 06:50 PM

If they whine about a little rumpfuck now and then,they aren't worth having anyways..

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08-23-2005, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by drama

I am parked outside a starbucks jacking their wifi and i dont even have enough money for a Grande Moca.

I only have my Epassporte card on me and she wont let me back in the house to get my wallet.

Please, give me money. Enough so i can grab an 8ball, hooker, a couple of OE 40's and some seedy motel for the night.

Are these people for real, i thought this was a webmaster board, do you have a website, what do you do,
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08-23-2005, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by drama

My cock slipped into her ass and i ended up blowing my load in her. She thinks it was intentional but it wasnt.

Started with the astroglide and some went down the crack of her ass. after a while of giving it to her doggy style that is when the slip happened.

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08-23-2005, 07:13 PM

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08-23-2005, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by drama

I am parked outside a starbucks jacking their wifi and i dont even have enough money for a Grande Moca.

I only have my Epassporte card on me and she wont let me back in the house to get my wallet.

Please, give me money. Enough so i can grab an 8ball, hooker, a couple of OE 40's and some seedy motel for the night.

Pick some flowers down the street and get back to your house. Pray it will work.

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08-23-2005, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by drama

My cock slipped into her ass and i ended up blowing my load in her. She thinks it was intentional but it wasnt.

Started with the astroglide and some went down the crack of her ass. after a while of giving it to her doggy style that is when the slip happened.

That is waaaaay too funny...are you always this dumb?

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08-23-2005, 08:12 PM

got 9.90 dollars? goto walmart buy a baseball bat.. go back home.. kill her.. end of the problem

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08-23-2005, 08:44 PM

you are about to be a millionaire.

since you getting Starbucks internet access for free put a sign on your car window " Internet Access only $5 an hour". Let people sit in your cozy car and pay to use your access. Save up about $50 and go to walmart and buy a cheap webcam. Set it up and go get the hookers!!! Sign the hookers up to ifriends and get them to do "backseat, live lesbian hooker sex". I am sure there is a niche waiting to explode. Now you have 4 windows on your car, charge admission to the people walking by to peek in and watch a real live sex show.

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08-23-2005, 08:50 PM

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny shit!

I can't believe people are reading the first post and taking it seriously.
If my epassporte wasn't empty I'd just send you 5 bucks for the laugh.

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08-23-2005, 08:56 PM

edit: damnit, wrong nick again

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08-23-2005, 09:51 PM

I'm very sorry to hear that. Why did you let your wife do that?

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08-23-2005, 10:28 PM

Hahaha, amazing how many people are thinking you're serious.

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08-24-2005, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny shit!

I can't believe people are reading the first post and taking it seriously.
If my epassporte wasn't empty I'd just send you 5 bucks for the laugh.
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08-24-2005, 04:11 AM

you're a loser! fuck your wife and then steal your wallet.
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08-24-2005, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by reynold

you're a loser! fuck your wife and then steal your wallet.

See BruceM's post ;)
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08-24-2005, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by drama

Hey dipship, did it dawn on you that maybe i have a laptop with me?

Then sell your fucking laptop!!!!
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08-24-2005, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by Dagwolf

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh funny shit!

I can't believe people are reading the first post and taking it seriously.
If my epassporte wasn't empty I'd just send you 5 bucks for the laugh.
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08-24-2005, 05:21 PM

tough life
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08-24-2005, 05:40 PM

Whats your epass? Ill send some money for a frothe mocha latte
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08-24-2005, 06:34 PM

Try juicy, he'll take care of you.
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