Abuse me [Win $20]

you suck at making threads

pffft..

youre a stupid fucking sig/post whore you worthless peice of shit and you never made a thread worth reading you dirty asshole

you are even dumber as your nickname

oh this should be good.. a reverse of your other thread.. nice one

You smell like cabbage!

You have bad hair!

And you like shopping for little doo-dads!

you typed your username like a 16 year old girl

hey the user-name offense was my idea
back of bro

you drink cum like a pro cos you've been sucking on horse cock for the last 10 months while you wait for your new love to be born from its elephant mother after you fucked it!

You're an Arnie wannabe cum drinking slut born of a witch goat mother, you sheep fucker!

Edit: ahem - wow, I figured people would go hardcore, I guess 'you smell like cabbage' is more what I should've gone for

tell ya what, if i win, i'll give the money to you

I could've been your father but the dog beat me to it

wasn't that the same line your mom used that resulted in you?

You will be the main entertainment
here : http://www.wigstock.nu/index.html

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas. I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselfs in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you ckoke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.

the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

wow GFED.. you really want that $20 eh?

I save that text for special occasions... lol...

and your mom dresses you funny!

Dont nobody need shit from you, why dont you take that $20 stick it up your ass, take it out and smoke it, see if you get high.

I would like to see your point of view on things but I can?t seem to get my head that far up my ass

Your dump

you smell like cabbage


aahahahaaaaaaa!!!

that one's really funny

and your father smelt of elderberries!


Damn GFED....

That's a good one

Looks like the sperminator is going to be a daddy http://feralboy.com/log/archives/000164/ Bad enough having two moms for the kids to crack jokes. Finding out your dad needed the sperm donation $$$ to remove one of his ribs so he could suck himself off...

Your threads are less profound than those started by Harmon and AlienQ combined.

The sentences that spew forth from your fingers are more useless and played out than those fucking emu, sheep and owl pics.

The terms "mad views", "yoooo", "pimp pimp", and all those other utterly worthless catch phrases spewed on this board contain more imagination than this thread.

The drama between Eroswebmaster and Juicy is more significant to all of humanity than your entire existence.

By the way, your mom dresses you funny.

* Disclaimer - just trying for the $20 man.

I also forgot - Your mom called and told me the horrible news:

Alan Greenspan, aka Lawrence Conner, is your real father.

Sorry man.

Hi I Love You. I Love You.

Hay Sperm Face your a bone-smuggling pillow biter
face down, ass up - that's the way Sperm Face likes to get fucked.

i know i won Byatch

Your Dad should have paid the extra $5 for your mom to swallow. We wouldn't be having this useless conversation.

Look You FUcking Sperm Give up that 20$ i won

ouch best one so far

yeah thats pretty good!

Vitasoy, is that you?

c'mon girls. you're all a bunch of pussies!

Seriously, read all of his previous posts. They are exactly like Vitasoy would post.

yeah, I noticed that.

SPeRMiNaToR - Your gums and teeth are so big it looks like your mom had an affair with Mr. Ed -- gimme the $20 kthnx fagt

Worthless noob ;)

my mom owes you $20 still hit her up if you need the money that bad.

your a geel loser, addicted to porn probably with rotten teeth , that can't get laid..

How's that ?

have you been abused by some alien porn guys before?

I told your mom to swallow that night we conceived you

lol

I can't believe, I'am going to type this!

You bloody bird turd....hahaha, we use to say this in high school.

I don't need the 20 bucks but here ya go. Since you asked nicely...

You empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



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