Internet Porn Responsible for Ambidextourous Masturbation Skills

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  • xNetworx
    So Fucking What
    • Jan 2004
    • 14445

    #1

    Internet Porn Responsible for Ambidextourous Masturbation Skills

    Before right clicking, most righties prolly never used their left hand to spank it. How will this affect society?
  • Ninja Scripts
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2005
    • 1032

    #2
    I just click left handed.

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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #3
      leave the dick ... click ... leave the dick ... click

      Do that in a public library ... people will love you ;P
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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      • escorpio
        doesn't fuck around.
        • Oct 2002
        • 23485

        #4
        My dick hates my left hand. I had to learn to surf left handed, not spank.
        Unvaxxed, still alive.

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        • PixeLs
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Jul 2005
          • 11922

          #5
          Recent medical research look at it as the most potent variable.

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          • King Porn
            Confirmed User
            • Apr 2004
            • 245

            #6
            I'm right handed and I always spank it with my left hand.
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            • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
              best designer on GFY
              • Mar 2003
              • 30307

              #7
              I just shuffled a deck of cards.

              My life flashed before my eyes.

              It was the deuce of hearts.

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              • je_rome
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2005
                • 6846

                #8
                its too big I have to use both my hands.
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                • reynold
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  my girl do it for me.

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                  • Linkster
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 3216

                    #10
                    Im ambidextrous and its great being able to have a threesome anytime I want
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                    • High Plains Drifter
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2005
                      • 2341

                      #11
                      I learned how to spank left-handed in the pre-internet days when I busted up my arm. Who knew that would come in handy? pun intended.

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                      • sumphatpimp
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2002
                        • 5235

                        #12
                        fuck that mouse crap.
                        I have a foot pedal to click on stuff.
                        leaves hands free for other tasks.

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                        • Pete-KT
                          Workin With The Devil
                          • Oct 2004
                          • 51532

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sumphatpimp
                          fuck that mouse crap.
                          I have a foot pedal to click on stuff.
                          leaves hands free for other tasks.
                          haha can you imagine the marketing for that?

                          "Get your foot clickable mouse now, Surf porn and Wackoff at the same time with this new invention."

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                          • reed_4
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 9640

                            #14
                            i use my feet when i masturbate, just for a change.

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