Originally Posted by I am chauncy

the difference between theory and reality

A boy goes to his dad and says "Dad I need help with a school project"

Dad says "ok what do you need help with"

son "I have to show the difference between theory and reality"

Dad "thats easy go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mailman for 1 million dollars then ask you sister if she would sleep with her math teacher for 1 million dollars then come back and tell me what they said"

son "well dad I asked and they both said yes"

Dad "Thats great we have you example"

son "huh"

Dad "In theory we are millionaire but in reality we just live with a couple of whores"