An elephant and a monkey had become good friends. While wandering through the jungle one day, the elephant fell into a deep pit. The monkey rushed to the nearest road and flagged down a Mercedes Benz. With the help of a rope, the Mercedes pulled the elephant out of ther pit.
Some time later, the monkey fell into a pit and it was the elephants turn to rescue him. The elephant just stood over the pit and dropped his dick down so that the monkey could climb out.
The moral of the story.....?
If you've got a big dick you don't need a Mercedes Benz!
