Originally Posted by ViliTheKid

Black humor :D
Q: What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead puppy.

Q: What screams and bangs on the glass?
A: A baby in a microwave.

Q: What cries and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A baby on a meathook.

Q: What's red, screams, and spins?
A: A baby in a blender.

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog.

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone