I've posted stuff my Mom emails me in the past. Usually it is drabble that is not really that funny. But every once in a while, Mom comes up with a jewel. Some of these new words work on our industry !!
OK.. IF this has been posted already.. I didnt see it.. Its still funny, and other probably did not see it either!!
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The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
new definition.
Here are this year's {2005} winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after ! you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at
three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
Big B
CECash.com
OK.. IF this has been posted already.. I didnt see it.. Its still funny, and other probably did not see it either!!
*************************
The Mensa Invitational once again asked members to take any word from the
dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a
new definition.
Here are this year's {2005} winners:
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it
was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from
penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in
the near future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't
get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only
things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at
you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after ! you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at
three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit
you're eating.
And the pick of the literature:
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole
Big B
CECash.com
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