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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    Truth time -- have you ever been showering with your gf and you peed in the shower...

    ...without her knowing? Maybe while she's shampooing her hair and facing away from you, you decide to drain the weasel the other way and try to get away with it?

    Ever been caught? :D


    Reason I ask is, a few buddies of mine were over the other week to watch the NFL division finals, and we got to talking, and one of them shared this little gem. He actually made it into sort of a game, where he tries to sneak a whizz past her every time they shower together. So far, according to him, he is 17-0 (as in never been caught)

    I can only wait in anticipation of the day she finds out.



    I love doing little sneakyshit things around the girlfriend, I think a lot of guys do, but... is this getting carried away or.... is it hilarious? lol
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    • baddog
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      • Apr 2001
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      #2
      I wait until she gets her turn under the shower, then do it on her leg.

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        • Wagerboy
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          #3
          lol..yeah ive done it a few times...as long as your in the back, your good. front might not be so easy though...
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            • Darkhorse
              Horsing Around
              • Sep 2002
              • 5879
              #4
              lol, ya was caught doing this a few weeks ago.

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133987
                  #5
                  She likes it when I pee on her

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                    • Peaches
                      Old broad
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 13933
                      #6
                      She's probably peeing too and telling her girlfriends she pees in the shower when her boyfriend's in there too and he doesn't know ;)

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                        • BusterBunny
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                          • Aug 2005
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                          #7
                          Originally posted by Spunky
                          She likes it when I pee on her
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                              • Jan 2004
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                              #8
                              i actually told my ex girlfriend i was gonna pee in the shower, while we were showering together, and when she wasn't looking i pissed on her leg, we laughed about it a few times

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                                • j0sh
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                                  • Jan 2007
                                  • 39
                                  #9
                                  I sometimes poop on my girlfriend when she is not looking...It's hilarious

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                                    • Juicy George
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                                      • Nov 2006
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                                      #10
                                      I pissed on my girlfriend in the shower the other day, she didn't realise for 10 seconds! (i was peeing right up onto her tits haha)
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                                        • Deej
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                                          • Jun 2005
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                                          #11
                                          the question is....is this 17-0 record....complete releases?

                                          did he finish the pee, or did he just scoot a wee by her and call it a score?



                                          Ive done it, and ive been caught...

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                                            • Myst
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                                              • Feb 2004
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                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by j0sh
                                              I sometimes poop on my girlfriend when she is not looking...It's hilarious
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                                                • CDSmith
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                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Peaches
                                                  She's probably peeing too and telling her girlfriends she pees in the shower when her boyfriend's in there too and he doesn't know ;)
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                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                      • May 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Deej
                                                      the question is....is this 17-0 record....complete releases?

                                                      did he finish the pee, or did he just scoot a wee by her and call it a score?



                                                      Ive done it, and ive been caught...
                                                      From what was said, he waits until she starts shampooing her hair, says she always turns away from the water to do it. That's when he makes his move and, whilst standing behind her, lets it fly the other way, down towards the drain. By the time she's ready to rinse her soapy head (her eyes shut) he said he is done the deed and switches places with her so she can rinse.

                                                      He said that sometimes all the pee hasn't quite drained and she stands in it for a time while rinsing her hair.


                                                      Fuck I can barely type this I'm laughing so hard.



                                                      When you guys got caught, what if anything was the fallout? Were there consequences?
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                                                        • Huggles
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                                                          • Feb 2003
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                                                          #15
                                                          Yes, every time
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                                                            • punker barbie
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                                                              • Nov 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              hahaha

                                                              that happend to me once and caught the act so i returned the favor. LOL
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                                                                • studiocritic
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                                                                  • Jun 2005
                                                                  • 2442
                                                                  #17
                                                                  i have done that.. and thought i was in the free and clear.

                                                                  then my gf was like "do you smell pee? what is that?"

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                                                                    • Fizzgig
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                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                      • 9649
                                                                      #18
                                                                      It depends on how she feels about it. Chances are she's done it too.
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                                                                        • calibra
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                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                          • 4357
                                                                          #19
                                                                          My gf always does it when we are showering together because I like watching her taking a pee.

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                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My exhusband used to pee on my leg in the shower all the time. For some reason he thought it was hilarious. It was like bathing with Beavis and Butthead.
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                                                                                • Natural Cause
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Broke my nose...

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                                                                                    • mikeyddddd
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                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 16557
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      No. But, I used to piss on this big dumb lineman in the shower after football practice all the time... until the coach told him.

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                                                                                        • BSleazy
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                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I've done in and made sure they've known
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                                                                                            • Vitasoy
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                                                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Can't say I have ever done that.


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                                                                                                • VicD
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by j0sh
                                                                                                  I sometimes poop on my girlfriend when she is not looking...It's hilarious
                                                                                                  nice first post

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                                                                                                    • CDSmith
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                                                                                                      • May 2001
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                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by Natural Cause
                                                                                                      Broke my nose...
                                                                                                      Serious?
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                                                                                                        • the source
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Wouldn't she have smelled the piss going by her?
                                                                                                          maybe she is peeing too
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                                                                                                            • mattz
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              haha that is hilarious

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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by the source
                                                                                                                  Wouldn't she have smelled the piss going by her?
                                                                                                                  maybe she is peeing too
                                                                                                                  I think the shampoo's fragrance might serve to block that a bit, I dont' know.

                                                                                                                  I've honestly never tried this myself with anyone. In the late 90's I was seeing a nurse, lasted about 2 years or so. Was in the shower one day, she was outside the shower standing at the sink, we were getting ready for work. I got some water up my nose from the shower and put my hands up to my face and blew my nose into my hands to clear the water.... and she freaked. Totally bent out of shape, angry, surly, and miserable over what? Nothing.

                                                                                                                  In light of that I can only imagine, and shudder, over what she'd have done if she caught me peeing. lol
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                                                                                                                    • Hollywood376
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                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by j0sh
                                                                                                                      I sometimes poop on my girlfriend when she is not looking...It's hilarious

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                                                                                                                        • Ramos2
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Yes.....
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                                                                                                                            • Gentle_Ben
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                                                                                                                              funny ass thread. yes i've tried it once or twice lol
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                                                                                                                                • martinsc
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  all the time... my wife doesn't mind...
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                                                                                                                                    • wdsguy
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Right in her mouth.

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                                                                                                                                        • Fap
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                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 12094
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Peaches
                                                                                                                                          She's probably peeing too and telling her girlfriends she pees in the shower when her boyfriend's in there too and he doesn't know ;)

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                                                                                                                                            • tranza
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                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 57559
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              I've never peed in front of my girlfriend....
                                                                                                                                              I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                                                                                                • Aneros Josh
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  I like to see how long I can pee on her before she notices it's piss on her leg and not the hot water...I have actually had to pee on my own feet to show her that a little pee on your leg/feet is harmless in the shower and is washed off as it hits...the fun for me lies solely in the fact that I'm doing something that she has no idea I'm doing...sometimes, she never even notices and I have about a good 20 second inside laugh

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                                                                                                                                                    • Ssv
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      I pee all the time, my boyfriend hated that, at first he was screaming, now he is getting used to it, doesn't mind anymore, it's funny

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                                                                                                                                                        • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                                                                                          I used to do it all the time. I kinda got scared off the last time I did it and got caught. We had been out to eat at an Italian restaurant and the garlic made my pee smell terrible. Without thinking about it I let it go. Even though I was aiming right at the drain, the hot shower amplified the stench and I was busted. She wouldn't shower with me for months after that.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Peaches
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                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 13933
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Just don't eat asparagus first and you should be safe smell wise ;)

                                                                                                                                                              (it's just scary I know these things....living with men and no other women 80% of my life I guess has given me an odd slant on things, lol)

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                                                                                                                                                                • CDSmith
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Myst
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                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      hahahahaha great thread
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                                                                                                                                                                        • AK
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6436
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                                          I wait until she gets her turn under the shower, then do it on her leg.
                                                                                                                                                                          i guess with the hot water running, she can't tell the difference huh?
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Myst
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                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              this thread deserves a bump
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                                                                                                                                                                                • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2004
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  done it several times and never got caught

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