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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    All you really need to know about God....

    fact is - I'm God.

    Pray to me every day 6 times a day for 2 months and then maybe i'll consider looking at your prayers.....
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133978
      #2
      I pray Skufty takes a huge dump in your slippers

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        • JD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2003
          • 22651
          #3
          if you're god then I'm a squirrel

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            • VirtuMike
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 2483
              #4
              Buddha??
              Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

              XYZZY4L

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                • Mako
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 1986
                  #5
                  Originally posted by VirtuMike
                  Buddha??
                  lol, beat me to it....

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                    • Doctor Dre
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 51692
                      #6
                      Want me to post your icq # here too ?
                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                        • BastarD
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 6341
                          #7
                          you're just a guy with a bunch of unnecessary pounds, not a God, get used to it..

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                            • tristan_D
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 7865
                              #8
                              smells like weed in here.
                              Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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                                • candyflip
                                  Carpe Visio
                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 43073
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BastarD
                                  you're just a guy with a bunch of unnecessary pounds, not a God, get used to it..
                                  God has manboobs. B cups at the least.


                                  Spend you some brain.
                                  Email Me

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                                    • Serge Litehead
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Dec 2002
                                      • 5190
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by tristan_D
                                      smells like weed in here.
                                      no potheads get that high

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                                        • reed_4
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 9640
                                          #11
                                          okay, You are a Gay god.

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                                            • NoCarrier
                                              We need more free porn
                                              • Mar 2002
                                              • 16356
                                              #12
                                              You are not God.

                                              God does not have a God superiority complex.

                                              And God does not smell like sweat.

                                              Originally posted by Choker
                                              I did not even notice that before, during and even after the drawing Chicadee had made sure she was right beside him the whole time. I didn't tell her to do that, she did it on her own. She was waiting on him to look her in the face and say anything, even a fucking "Hi" but the coward did not even have the courage to look her in her eyes. Later on she told me "You're right Dad, he does smell really bad", I laughed my ass off about that one.
                                              Last edited by NoCarrier; 08-21-2005, 06:30 PM.

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                                                • mikeyddddd
                                                  Viva la vulva!
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 16557
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                  fact is - I'm God damn idiot.
                                                  Ya don't say.

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                                                    • tony299
                                                      lurker
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 57021
                                                      #14
                                                      man someone is looking for bad karma lol

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                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 41470
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                          You are not God.

                                                          God does not have a God superiority complex.

                                                          And God does not smell like sweat.
                                                          I love it when my mice play
                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                            • Elli
                                                              Reach for those stars!
                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                              • 17991
                                                              #16
                                                              Thank you for dinner tonight, God! The lobster and mussels were AWESOME! Many thanks.
                                                              email: [email protected]

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                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 41470
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Elli
                                                                  Thank you for dinner tonight, God! The lobster and mussels were AWESOME! Many thanks.
                                                                  i'm still full
                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                                      We need more free porn
                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 16356
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                      I love it when my mice play
                                                                      I love it when you actually believe you can "control" things. You are part of it too.

                                                                      So now you are telling us that you smell like sweat and sea food tonight?
                                                                      Last edited by NoCarrier; 08-21-2005, 07:27 PM.

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                                                                        • SleazyDream
                                                                          I'm here for SPORT
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 41470
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                          I love it when you actually believe you can "control" things. You are part of it too.

                                                                          ok. want some cheese?
                                                                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                          Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                            • NoCarrier
                                                                              We need more free porn
                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                              • 16356
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              ok. want some cheese?
                                                                              You already ate all of it anyway.

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                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by NoCarrier
                                                                                  You already ate all of it anyway.

                                                                                  my mice at work
                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                    • NoCarrier
                                                                                      We need more free porn
                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                      • 16356
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      my mice at work
                                                                                      Yeah, looks like they also have gigantic boobs as well.

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                                                                                        • TheLegacy
                                                                                          SEO RobertWarrenSEO.com
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 18197
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                          fact is - I'm God.

                                                                                          Pray to me every day 6 times a day for 2 months and then maybe i'll consider looking at your prayers.....
                                                                                          Its been done before

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                                                                                            • PixeLs
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                              • 11922
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Blessed be this thread God.

                                                                                              Make money on any traffic.
                                                                                              Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

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