MOHAMMED SAEED AL-SAHAF (COMICAL ALI):
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR:
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
TRISHA:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and went onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
RONALD REAGAN:
What Chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.
BILL CLINTON:
What is your definition of chicken?
GRANDAD:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
COLOLNEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR:
I agree with George.
HANS BLIX:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
MARTIN LUTHER KING Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
TRISHA:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it survived a serious case of moulting and went onto accomplish its dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together in peace.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of the chicken to cross the road.
RONALD REAGAN:
What Chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES:
EChicken 2003 will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your cheque book, and Internet Explorer 7 is an integral part of eChicken.
BILL CLINTON:
What is your definition of chicken?
GRANDAD:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough.
COLOLNEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken!
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