"Million Dollar" Opportunity. Who wants in?

Hi all.

I've had an idea for a 'Million Dollar Homepage' type site, but with a twist. It's a pretty damn good twist, even if I do say so myself , and I know that the idea will appeal to most if not all of you guys on this board (minus the 90% surfers of course)

I don't want to give away too much info at the moment, so I'll just cut straight to it.

The pixels will cost $0.75 each, with a discount under certain circumstances.

If someone can supply a free 'million dollar script' which is equal to or surpasses the quality and performance of the original, in return you'll get 400 free pixels which will be yours for the duration of the site, which will be at least 5 years, depending of course on it's success.
I know I can get a script for about $35 - $99 but hey, why not get one for free then give the goodwill in return.

If someone can supply free hosting, not only will you get 900 free pixels for the duration of the project (set in stone within a contract), you'll also be able to place a link (same or different) on each page of the site. This link could be back to your hosting company, an affiliate link or to any site of your choice within the terms. Hosting must be in a country with very liberal freedom of speech laws.

And as an added freebie, I'll supply a free 100 pixel advert link for the first two weeks to one month (after which you'll have to pay to keep it if you want it) to anyone who wants one, subject to my approval. All you have to do is post your contact info in this thread. Only rules are that the site you're advertising must be either mainstream or softcore adult (single girl sites would be ideal).

For anyone with a proven history of scamming, please feel free not to post in this thread. You won't be doing any business with me.

About me. Currently I'm an amateur mainstream webmaster from England with a couple of adult projects up my sleeve, with a view to putting them into operation before the end of the year.

As this is my first post, I hope I've complied with the rules of the forum. If not then please email me on freedomadvertising [at] googlemail [dot] com.

Oh, and please don't ask to see my tits. You wouldn't want to see my hairy man-boobs, trust me.

Congratulations in advance to anyone who wants in, and