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  • Playa-Deak
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1065
    #1

    Daaammmm, my live in girlfriend just found the condom from a Porn Model I fucked...

    I have a Two Bedroom I share with a girlfriend. Last Night I was taking pictures of this model I recruited a month ago. While taking pictures my dick was getting hard cuz she had those caramel legs I like. While taking pictures we were talking freaky to each other so I asked since we were both getting hot "Can I tap that ass a lil bit"? After a few minutes she gave in. I actually left the room I shoot in and took her to our (me and my girlfriend) bed. Ay, that bed is comfy. So after fucking, I see the 1st sign. The damn used condom wouldn't flush down the toilet. And I didn't notice till like 2 hours later when I took a piss. So I plunged the toilet and made sure it got flushed. Everything's dandy!

    My girl walks in this morning from a trip and I hear a loud "WHAT THE FUCK" from the bedroom. She comes stomping in my studio with the condom wrapper in hand asking me what the fuck is that doing there? I was in total shock but I calmly said "I put that there to make you mad and to think I was cheating". She proceeded to start hitting me in the arms and all. I'm bruised like a muthafukka. Yeah, I'm a victim of Domestic Violence... Looks like I'm gonna be getting fussed at for the next week over this... FUCK!!!
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    • pornguy
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      • Mar 2003
      • 62910
      #2
      Yep. Looks like you got fucked two times in 24hours!! Way to go!!
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        • BJ
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          • Mar 2002
          • 5590
          #3
          slap that bitch upside her head

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            • cambaby
              So Fucking Banned
              • Feb 2003
              • 3141
              #4
              Dude you aint no Playa. Change your nick.

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                • polish_aristocrat
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 40377
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Playa-Deak
                  So after fucking, I see the 1st sign. The damn used condom wouldn't flush down the toilet.
                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                    • MontrealPimp
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 937
                      #6
                      put your girl in check.

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                        • Nylz
                          Confirmed User
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 8285
                          #7
                          never flush a condom down the toilet... lol
                          No sig.

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                            • davecummings
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 2922
                              #8
                              I hope you put the toilet seat down after plunging the condom down ---though she found the wrapper, at least she didn't sink her butt into the toilet from the seat being left up. So, it could have been worse! At least the condom didn't break!!

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                                • Furious_Male
                                  Doing the grind since 99
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 16884
                                  #9
                                  That is the best excuse you could come up with?
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                                    • Luis Mesa
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 120
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by pornguy
                                      Yep. Looks like you got fucked two times in 24hours!! Way to go!!
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                                        • NaughtyRob
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                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 29602
                                          #11
                                          You are a dumb motherfucker.
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                                            • Houdini
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2001
                                              • 1651
                                              #12
                                              Should have just told her you were jerking off and didn't want to make a mess.

                                              And always flush the wrapper with the condom

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                                                • fatal attraction
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 6522
                                                  #13
                                                  Too funny!

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                                                    • psili
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 5526
                                                      #14
                                                      Is this thread supposed to make us feel sorry because you cheat on women, or are you just announcing you fuck the content?
                                                      Your post count means nothing.

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                                                        • KRL
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 31429
                                                          #15
                                                          As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.
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                                                            • kektex
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 1813
                                                              #16
                                                              LOL that wasn`t the greatest excuse.
                                                              You should have told her you were shooting hardcore content and the guy fucking the girl left it there.
                                                              Unless your GF doesnt know you shoot content in the first place...then you are fucked.
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                                                                • DutchTeenCash
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                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                  • 21684
                                                                  #17
                                                                  The moral of this story is...

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                                                                    • JD
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22651
                                                                      #18
                                                                      jo0 got busted y0!

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                                                                        • Sly
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                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                          • 31379
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                                                          As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.
                                                                          Yeh, ok... I wonder how many producers have the same thumb.
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                                                                            • Shortbread
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                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                              • 2181
                                                                              #20
                                                                              You fucking piece of worthless shit

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                                                                                • aico
                                                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 14748
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  The first sign of your stupidity was trying to flush a condom down the toilet.

                                                                                  The second sign of your stupidity was trying to re-flush the condom down the toilet when it didn't work the first time.

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                                                                                    • Head_Hunter
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                                                      • 907
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Please remove the word Playa from your name and replace it with owned....

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                                                                                        • Alky
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 5651
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Can I tap that ass a lil bit?
                                                                                          Very playerish and professional all at the same time.

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                                                                                            • Furious_Female
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                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 8187
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Your girlfriend should dump your sorry ass
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                                                                                                • Shortbread
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                                  • 2181
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                                                                                  Your girlfriend should dump your sorry ass
                                                                                                  Yes she should, and never look back. Guys like you can never be trusted.

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                                                                                                    • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                      • 51692
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Moral of the story : Don't fuck talent
                                                                                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                        • BVF
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 13975
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          why would you fuck a hoodrat in the same bed that you and your girlfriend sleeps in?

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                                                                                                            • justsexxx
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                                                              • 13723
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I never understand why content shooters hit their models...Can't they get "normal" girls. Or at least not girls you do biz with as "content" (nothing wrong with having sex or a relation with a model, but one you do biz with, especially for the 1st time)

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                                                                                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51692
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  And that aiin't no "playa" ... that's more like a wannabe ...
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                                                    • BVF
                                                                                                                      Black Vagina Finder
                                                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                      • 13975
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                                      As a professional, the rule of thumb is don't fuck the talent.
                                                                                                                      That's the biggest crock of SHIT ever spewed in this biz. How in the fuck are you a "professional" just because you only stick your camera up her ass and not your dick? And what is PORN talent used for besides FUCKING! Any PORN photographer talking that bullshit about not fucking talent I'm SURE is full of crapola.

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                                                                                                                        • sniperwolf
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                          • 17743
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Okay that's it... I'm not having a porn photographer!
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                                                                                                                            • Doc911
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                              • 3695
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Looks like she's about to be the ex-live in girlfriend


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                                                                                                                                • killerkay
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                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                                                  • 1482
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  i smell bullshit


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                                                                                                                                    • myjah
                                                                                                                                      Back in the harbor
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 11482
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      She's gonna be really mad when she finds out you did it in her bed.
                                                                                                                                      Last edited by myjah; 08-21-2005, 03:17 PM.
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                                                                                                                                        • bangman
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                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 5283
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          You should like a worthless peice of shit to me.
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                                                                                                                                            • SOADa
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                              • 108
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Well atleast I know what NOT to do now.

                                                                                                                                              You're such a playa man. <thumbs up>
                                                                                                                                              Heavens to Megatroy even!

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                                                                                                                                                • StuartD
                                                                                                                                                  Sofa King Band
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 29903
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  IF this is true, then you're an idiot and don't deserve a girlfriend.
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                                                                                                                                                    • phogirl69
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 3330
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      that's what you get for being a cheater! You deserve it!

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                                                                                                                                                        • StickyGreen
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                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                          • 13076
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          lol, bunch of fucken haters on here as usual...
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                                                                                                                                                            • wjxxx
                                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                                                              • 4448
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              you shouldn`t flush condom in toilet

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                                                                                                                                                                • SuckOnThis
                                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6844
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Now the true story:

                                                                                                                                                                  He was driving and picked up some homeless dude and took him home to his room for a few beers. After a few beers the homeless guy insisted on more beers so Playa-Dick told him the only way he would get more beers is if he let him fuck him up the ass. The homeless dude agreed and they went at it. After the homeless guy left Playa's mom came home and found the used condom and since it smelled like shit she put 2+2 together and beat his ass with a baseball bat.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • psili
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 5526
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Thread kinda backfired, huh?

                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by psili
                                                                                                                                                                      Is this thread supposed to make us feel sorry because you cheat on women, or are you just announcing you fuck the content?
                                                                                                                                                                      Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Violetta
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                          • 28735
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by ContentProducer
                                                                                                                                                                          You are a dumb motherfucker.
                                                                                                                                                                          Word!!!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                            • jt420
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 2479
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              very lame.
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                                                                                                                                                                                • bllott
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 2368
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by PureMeds
                                                                                                                                                                                  slap that bitch upside her head
                                                                                                                                                                                  bump

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • JJ Gold
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 1969
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by myjah
                                                                                                                                                                                      She's gonna be really mad when she finds out you did it in her bed.
                                                                                                                                                                                      And even more upset when she reads this thread.

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • 4My
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 173
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          mofo tres tres stupide

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Ace-wtf
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 2983
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              nice story for a scene lol

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • llporter
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 3221
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  sucks being you

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • llporter
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 3221
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      50......

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