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Milkmans World · 01-27-2007, 10:59 AM

What does sex and a KFC have in common?

Once you've finished with the legs and the breasts you've got a greasy box to stick your bone in.

I loved this joke when I first heard it,

Dave goes to the pub one night, he drinks about ten pints and stays till closing time. He then walks home and finds his wife has gone to bed. So he get's undressed and quietly gets into bed and falls asleep. All of a sudden he wakes up to find an old man in a beard standing at the end of the bed he looks over and sees his wife has gone.

Dave asks the old man who he is,

old man: "I'm St Peter"

Dave: "Does that mean I am dead?"

old man: "I'm afraid so, you died in your sleep"

Dave was destraught at this news,

Dave: "That means i'll never see my Wife again or my friends, isn't there anything you can do?"

old man: "well there is something, you could be reincarnated"

Dave: "That sounds ok"

old man: "Unfortunately you can only come back as a Chicken or an Elephant

Dave thinks about it for a while, and asks if he can come back as a chicken on the farm just down the road so that he can still see his family. St Peter grants his wish and then dissappears, slowly Dave feels himself changing then suddenly he finds himself on the farm in the chicken pen, Dave also has an uncomfortable feeling inside him. The rooster comes up to him,

Rooster: "hello there, you must be new around here, how are you finding it?"

Dave: " it's not too bad there's a nice view of the countryside, but i've got an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach"

Rooster: "Oh that's probably just an egg, have you laid an egg before"

Dave: "No what do I have to do?"

Rooster: "Just sit back and relax and before you know it, it will be out"

So Dave sits back and relaxes, he feels the egg coming out, when it's laid Dave gets very emotional about giving birth to a new life, he loves being a chicken. A couple of minutes later he feels another egg coming, so he sits back again and relaxes, out comes another egg, again Dave is overcome with emotion. A few minutes later he feels another egg, he sits back and starts to relax, when all of a sudden he feels a big slap round the back of his head and his wife shouts "DAVE, DAVE YOU PISSED BASTARD YOU'RE SHITTING THE BED AGAIN!!!!"

01-27-2007, 10:59 AM
Milkmans World Registered User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 55	What does sex and a KFC have in common? Once you've finished with the legs and the breasts you've got a greasy box to stick your bone in. I loved this joke when I first heard it, Dave goes to the pub one night, he drinks about ten pints and stays till closing time. He then walks home and finds his wife has gone to bed. So he get's undressed and quietly gets into bed and falls asleep. All of a sudden he wakes up to find an old man in a beard standing at the end of the bed he looks over and sees his wife has gone. Dave asks the old man who he is, old man: "I'm St Peter" Dave: "Does that mean I am dead?" old man: "I'm afraid so, you died in your sleep" Dave was destraught at this news, Dave: "That means i'll never see my Wife again or my friends, isn't there anything you can do?" old man: "well there is something, you could be reincarnated" Dave: "That sounds ok" old man: "Unfortunately you can only come back as a Chicken or an Elephant Dave thinks about it for a while, and asks if he can come back as a chicken on the farm just down the road so that he can still see his family. St Peter grants his wish and then dissappears, slowly Dave feels himself changing then suddenly he finds himself on the farm in the chicken pen, Dave also has an uncomfortable feeling inside him. The rooster comes up to him, Rooster: "hello there, you must be new around here, how are you finding it?" Dave: " it's not too bad there's a nice view of the countryside, but i've got an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach" Rooster: "Oh that's probably just an egg, have you laid an egg before" Dave: "No what do I have to do?" Rooster: "Just sit back and relax and before you know it, it will be out" So Dave sits back and relaxes, he feels the egg coming out, when it's laid Dave gets very emotional about giving birth to a new life, he loves being a chicken. A couple of minutes later he feels another egg coming, so he sits back again and relaxes, out comes another egg, again Dave is overcome with emotion. A few minutes later he feels another egg, he sits back and starts to relax, when all of a sudden he feels a big slap round the back of his head and his wife shouts "DAVE, DAVE YOU PISSED BASTARD YOU'RE SHITTING THE BED AGAIN!!!!"