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  • montel
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 2606
    #1

    Beat a breathalizer?

    anyone know tricks to beat a police breathalizer?
    Barefootsies
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    • riddler
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3726
      #2
      there is no way to beat it..

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        • Babaganoosh
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          • Nov 2001
          • 15841
          #3
          It can't be done. Mythbusters says so.
          I like pie.

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            • WarChild
              Let slip the dogs of war.
              • Jan 2003
              • 17263
              #4
              You can't.
              .

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                • Napolean
                  Misanthropic Egalitarian
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 4330
                  #5
                  surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

                  duh
                  HAH! FOUND IT FRIS

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                    • dozey
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 552
                      #6
                      Say you used mouth wash a few minutes ago (contains ethanol.) Though I'm sure if you contested the results of a test on those grounds, they would retain you and test again.

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                        • xlogger
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 9507
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Napolean
                          surgically implant an oxygen tube from the inside of your throat to your back, tube goes to oxygen tank alcohol free

                          duh
                          yeah, duh!

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                            • BAKO
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                              • Jul 2005
                              • 18482
                              #8
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                                • montel
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2001
                                  • 2606
                                  #9
                                  how about hyperventilating to increase oxygen in your blood?
                                  Barefootsies

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                                    • longbrick
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 913
                                      #10
                                      eat taco bell

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                                        • xlogger
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 9507
                                          #11
                                          I now how to beat it, just put the car in gear and drive awayyyyyyyyyy

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                                            • Dagwolf
                                              President of Canada
                                              • Sep 2003
                                              • 23141
                                              #12
                                              I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
                                              Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                • xlogger
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 9507
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by longbrick
                                                  eat taco bell
                                                  No dude, that just gives you farts and mucho granda diearia.

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                                                    • Sarah_Jayne
                                                      Now with more Jayne
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 40077
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                      I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.

                                                      Exactly. Please come tell me and others that lost people they love through others drinking and driving how great it is to beat a breathalizer.

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                                                        • Baal
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 696
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                          I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
                                                          I've taken a few of those myself, and you're right.
                                                          Don't fucking drink before you drive.
                                                          You'll beat those mangy tests every time.

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                                                            • JFK
                                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                              • 67369
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                                                              I beat them every time. The trick is, I don't drink before taking a breathalyzer.
                                                              extremely clever of you

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                                                                • Alky
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                  • 5651
                                                                  #17
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