Hey all...I think we need to have a GFY joke-off (not jerk-off
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I will post the first one here...then everyone can follow with the best they've got!
*Please Note*
Absolutely on no account will "clean" or "wholesome" jokes be accepted into this contest, only good old fashioned dirty, degrading and offensive content! (we have to think of the viewers
)
Joke number 1:
The preist found a quiet corner for his usual morning fondle and got so carried away he didn't see the tourist looking through the window and the flash of a camera told him he'd been sprung. He chased the tourist and begged. "I'll buy the film."
"No, you'll buy the camera!" said the tourist smugly.
"How much?"
"$3,000."
"That's robbery!" said the indignant Preist. But he had little choice so he paid it. Later, Sister Beatrice noticed the Preists new camera.
"How much did you pay for that?" she asked.
"$3,000!"
"My God," she said. "Somebody must have seen you coming!"