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Shakula · 01-25-2007, 02:11 PM

After my first advice, here comes the second one.

Most of you have good income. Ofcourse the definition of good income is different, depends who you ask. But if you look what the average salary is in your country im sure you are above the average.

Now, if you want to live a good life you have to be free. Free from stress, free from shit that your mind might lock up on. You dont need some shit and worries that will make you stay up all night insted of sleep.
Life is to short to waist it on such things. All of you wont live as long as baddog. Remember that.

Now, here is some good advice to you all.
First off, to many on this board is locked up on "livin the life", that means buying expensive cloths, buying champagne such as crystal, buying a expensive car and ofcourse a exclusive home.

Thats only for losers and weak minded fools. They see some famous people doing this, pictures and articles in the media and they have to follow. Because you wont be living the life until you.

But what happends when that exclusive car gets fucked?

The future to a better life, is to buy things that you replace within minutes.
For example, i have a few years left before im done with my studies, but when im done, its time to buy a flat.

When I flat i need all the furnitures and stuff, what I do is i go to IKEA and talk with some girl (designer working in IKEA) and tell her that i need everything from kitchen to towels to my flat. She gets the keys and the credit card and i tell her that ill be back in a month and everything should be ready.

Now you have a beautiful home, not only is it beautiful, its replace-able within a day maximum. Doesnt matter if you move somewhere else, or the apartment burns up, NOTHING, you can always have a IDENTICAL home.

Cloths, the biggest joke of it all. Most of you havent been to asia, for example china. You should go there and see how the massproduction works.
Buying some shirt for several hundred dollars is a joke. The price for this shit is really 10 dollar maximum. Only girls can be fooled when it comes to cloths.
Today, 2007, you can buy massproducted designer cloths, but just because they are massproduced doesnt mean they are worth less then D&G (hey, D&G MUST BE THE UGLIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD).
I prefer H&M myself. Good looking cloths for the right price.

Alcohol, when you go out to more exclusive clubs you can always see some idiots buy shitloads of champagne, why? Mostly they are young, they cant appriciate what they drink, they cant tell the difference. Just because the bottle say "crystal", its good. ROFL? Let me put it this way, only women and homosexuell people drink champagne, wine and bacardi breezer and stuff like that. Why? Cause its sweet, tons and tons of sugar in that shit.
Real men drink beer or whiskey and stuff like that. And no, corona and shit like that doesnt qualify as beer. Dont be gay.

Last, the cars. You dont need more then 1 car. The point of a car is taking you from location A to location B. There is only 2 things you need to be aware when buying a car.

1. How much fuel does it consume (expenses), good for enviroment?

2. Security, is it safe to drive this shit? What happends if you crash, will you die?

If you buy your shit for your home in IKEA, you buy a volvo, you buy cloths from H&M and drink the good shit like beer (staropramen, zlatopramen, tyskie, zywiec). Then you show that you are superior to others and not only that. It doesnt matter what happends to your shit, because you can replace them 100 times faster then others. Dont attach yourself to stuff that you cant replace. It will make your life a hell. Same goes for wifes and girlfriends.

Its just like one of thoose movies where you have 5 minutes to walk away from everything you own. With the shit above, its easy. Live a free life.
Now its time for a beer. Cheers fuckers.

01-25-2007, 02:11 PM
Shakula So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 948	My second advice to you all. After my first advice, here comes the second one. Most of you have good income. Ofcourse the definition of good income is different, depends who you ask. But if you look what the average salary is in your country im sure you are above the average. Now, if you want to live a good life you have to be free. Free from stress, free from shit that your mind might lock up on. You dont need some shit and worries that will make you stay up all night insted of sleep. Life is to short to waist it on such things. All of you wont live as long as baddog. Remember that. Now, here is some good advice to you all. First off, to many on this board is locked up on "livin the life", that means buying expensive cloths, buying champagne such as crystal, buying a expensive car and ofcourse a exclusive home. Thats only for losers and weak minded fools. They see some famous people doing this, pictures and articles in the media and they have to follow. Because you wont be living the life until you. But what happends when that exclusive car gets fucked? The future to a better life, is to buy things that you replace within minutes. For example, i have a few years left before im done with my studies, but when im done, its time to buy a flat. When I flat i need all the furnitures and stuff, what I do is i go to IKEA and talk with some girl (designer working in IKEA) and tell her that i need everything from kitchen to towels to my flat. She gets the keys and the credit card and i tell her that ill be back in a month and everything should be ready. Now you have a beautiful home, not only is it beautiful, its replace-able within a day maximum. Doesnt matter if you move somewhere else, or the apartment burns up, NOTHING, you can always have a IDENTICAL home. Cloths, the biggest joke of it all. Most of you havent been to asia, for example china. You should go there and see how the massproduction works. Buying some shirt for several hundred dollars is a joke. The price for this shit is really 10 dollar maximum. Only girls can be fooled when it comes to cloths. Today, 2007, you can buy massproducted designer cloths, but just because they are massproduced doesnt mean they are worth less then D&G (hey, D&G MUST BE THE UGLIEST NAME IVE EVER HEARD). I prefer H&M myself. Good looking cloths for the right price. Alcohol, when you go out to more exclusive clubs you can always see some idiots buy shitloads of champagne, why? Mostly they are young, they cant appriciate what they drink, they cant tell the difference. Just because the bottle say "crystal", its good. ROFL? Let me put it this way, only women and homosexuell people drink champagne, wine and bacardi breezer and stuff like that. Why? Cause its sweet, tons and tons of sugar in that shit. Real men drink beer or whiskey and stuff like that. And no, corona and shit like that doesnt qualify as beer. Dont be gay. Last, the cars. You dont need more then 1 car. The point of a car is taking you from location A to location B. There is only 2 things you need to be aware when buying a car. 1. How much fuel does it consume (expenses), good for enviroment? 2. Security, is it safe to drive this shit? What happends if you crash, will you die? If you buy your shit for your home in IKEA, you buy a volvo, you buy cloths from H&M and drink the good shit like beer (staropramen, zlatopramen, tyskie, zywiec). Then you show that you are superior to others and not only that. It doesnt matter what happends to your shit, because you can replace them 100 times faster then others. Dont attach yourself to stuff that you cant replace. It will make your life a hell. Same goes for wifes and girlfriends. Its just like one of thoose movies where you have 5 minutes to walk away from everything you own. With the shit above, its easy. Live a free life. Now its time for a beer. Cheers fuckers.