Do you give 10% to GOD?

JD · 08-19-2005, 09:53 AM

yeah, 10% of my cock.

**S P A N N O W** · 08-19-2005, 09:53 AM

Of course, doesnt everyone?!

**candyflip** · 08-19-2005, 09:54 AM

tithe Audio pronunciation of "tithe" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tth)
n.

1.
1. A tenth part of one's annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.
2. The institution or obligation of paying tithes.
2. A tax or assessment of one tenth.
3.
1. A tenth part.
2. A very small part.

**After Shock Media** · 08-19-2005, 09:54 AM

What does god need money for?

**Tala** · 08-19-2005, 09:54 AM

If god is so omnipotent, let him make his own money, he's not getting mine.

**The Truth Hurts** · 08-19-2005, 09:55 AM

once a month i go outside and throw all my cash up in the air....
whatever god wants he can take.
so far i'm only down $5

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 09:56 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

What does god need money for?

To keep his membership to Donny's Girls.

**After Shock Media** · 08-19-2005, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

To keep his membership to Donny's Girls.

haha your girls are not that good, and besides god can make his own girls.

**RuthB** · 08-19-2005, 09:58 AM

I used to be Mormon, but not anymore

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 09:59 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

haha your girls are not that good, and besides god can make his own girls.

God likes the "girl next door". He told me that if he wanted to see pornstars he'd go to LA. He prefers Chico.

(God really talks to me. Almost Daily.)

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 10:12 AM

This isn't a joke. I know I started it sounding like it might be, but God really wants all of us to start donating 10% of our income to local churches.

**Furious_Female** · 08-19-2005, 10:33 AM

Sure I'd give God all my money if he (or she) wanted it. I won't give it to corrupt religions who steal and abuse in the name of God though.

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by Furious_Female

Sure I'd give God all my money if he (or she) wanted it. I won't give it to corrupt religions who steal and abuse in the name of God though.

God told me to tell you that if you're serious you can send him money via my pay pal account.

**HarrytheNazi** · 08-19-2005, 10:56 AM

I saw him in burrito once.

**the alchemist** · 08-19-2005, 10:57 AM

They have more than enough

**MandyBlake** · 08-19-2005, 10:58 AM

nope.
i guess i'm a bad person.

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by MandyBlake

nope.
i guess i'm a bad person.

God says it's not too late, my sister. I am his official offering plate on gfy. Let's pass around my Pay Pal email address and contribute your 10% to it.

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 11:22 AM

The only thing "God" gets from me is the finger every now and then...

**Brujah** · 08-19-2005, 11:30 AM

I'm dyslexic.. but yes, I give my DOG 10%.. he's never used any of it yet though. Sometimes, when I get hungry I'll crack into it for a pizza.

**WarChild** · 08-19-2005, 11:33 AM

I figure that when the Apocalypse comes, well, even Satan can't do it alone. The Devil's going to need a few good Lieutenants.

Expect to see me harvesting souls and smiling.

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

I figure that when the Apocalypse comes, well, even Satan can't do it alone. The Devil's going to need a few good Lieutenants.

Expect to see me harvesting souls and smiling.

I don't know why a post like this coming from somebody with the nick "Warchild" doesn't suprise me

ehehe

**WarChild** · 08-19-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Rui

I don't know why a post like this coming from somebody with the nick "Warchild" doesn't suprise me

ehehe

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by WarChild

**WarChild** · 08-19-2005, 12:19 PM

Seriously though .. We know of Archangel Gabriel. He's one bad ass Angel, right? Well if god needs Archangels, then it stands to reason that the Devil must have some seriously bad ass demons fighting on his side too, right?

And ins't the Devil supposed to be actively seeking evil doers and harvesting their souls, anyway? How come nobody's approached me? Seriously, give me a few demon powers and I'll make fucking minced meat out of a ton of people, starting with members of this board. Why wouldn't the Devil be jumping at this offer?

Maybe none of it's real?

**woj** · 08-19-2005, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

What does god need money for?

yea, no kidding, isn't the church the wealthiest group/organization in the world as it is?

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by woj

yea, no kidding, isn't the church the wealthiest group/organization in the world as it is?

Answer:

+

+

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 02:22 PM

God doesn't like some of ya'lls attitudes in this thread...

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 03:05 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

God doesn't like some of ya'lls attitudes in this thread...

Did you had a one-on-one with him?

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Rui

Did you had a one-on-one with him?

Yes. He knows me well. He's a GOLD member of my sites.

**Tat2Jr** · 08-19-2005, 03:08 PM

With the erosion of the seperation of church and state, I'm sure 10% of my taxes goes to god somehow.

**NickPapageorgio** · 08-19-2005, 03:08 PM

More blood spilled in the name of religion than anything else in the history of the world? Nah...I'll be keeping my 10% thanks.

**After Shock Media** · 08-19-2005, 03:11 PM

I just got back from a meeting with the other gods, they are not to keen on the christian god getting all of the money so they too have asked for their 10% each. Oh they also said they want 10% gross not net, and thats 10% before you deduct the christian gods cut too. *just passing it along.
They did mention they do like chico girls though, I was kind of amazed.

**Donny** · 08-19-2005, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I just got back from a meeting with the other gods, they are not to keen on the christian god getting all of the money so they too have asked for their 10% each. Oh they also said they want 10% gross not net, and thats 10% before you deduct the christian gods cut too. *just passing it along.
They did mention they do like chico girls though, I was kind of amazed.

Well today I talked to GOD God. He said he was the GOD of all gods. He said to disregard anything the other gods said 'cause they're just trying to stir up shit like Satan did before he was cast out of heaven.

**After Shock Media** · 08-19-2005, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Well today I talked to GOD God. He said he was the GOD of all gods. He said to disregard anything the other gods said 'cause they're just trying to stir up shit like Satan did before he was cast out of heaven.

And thus the war's begun.

Please note the other god's now need money despretly to fund this war. They promise to fight here on earth among men and women so you can see what your money has bought.

**Rui** · 08-19-2005, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips

Yes. He knows me well. He's a GOLD member of my sites.

so besides fucking whores, doing hard drugs and beeing a alchoolic he also joins porn paysites

**llporter** · 08-19-2005, 03:49 PM

The honest answer is that I don't give 10% but I throw a $20 in the collection plate every Sunday. Guess it is the guilt from my Catholic mother.

Do you give 10% to GOD?

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