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You should use epassporte so you can pay russian coders to write you a woj bot to hit the 50th replies and win contests on GFY.erik AT suthnet.comComment
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Sadly it took you hours to come up with it...Originally posted by Magnus3XJust give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL
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I like a variation on this one...Originally posted by Alan Greenspan"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."
...you live so far away from civilization, you don't have to get or use
condoms for 'sex' or worry about your "girlfriend" getting pregnant as
"she" is an inflatable sex doll!
...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string.Comment
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The country you live in still uses stones and shells as currency.
Fred, I think I fried the motherboard.........and the fatherboard, too.Comment
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Wow this is really funny! I am voting for you.Originally posted by psiliThe country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush.
The primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel.
The country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.Comment
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Originally posted by Derek_MrSkinI was speaking with an affiliate about Epassporte the other day and they asked me, "Why should a MrSkinCash.com affiliate use Epassporte instead of checks?" So I explained that a lot of affilaites have had problems with getting US Postal Service mail delivered to them, especially if they are abroad in Europe or if they are in a not-so-populated area of the world. This got me to thinking about some funny rules, inspired by Jeff Foxwothy's "You might be a Redneck if..."
So I would like to start off the list of reasons of "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...."
I will be giving out a MrSkin.com Jersey (which you constantly see me wearing at the shows) to the funniest response on GFY that finishes the statement. I have started it off below:
"As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."
1. The mailman in your country does not wear shoes while delivering the mail.
2. The country you live in ends with the letters "stan".
3. The country you live in has a silent ?J?, ?K?, ?P? or any symbol over a letter besides a dot.
4. Where you live the letters UPS only mean the opposite of ?DOWNS? to you.
Please come up with your own and post away.
ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.
Great stuff guys!
Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)
"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."
Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!Comment
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did someone say 'stan'
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Originally posted by Chris MallickePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.
Great stuff guys!
Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)
"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."
Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!
i have a jersey but now i will have to think of something
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The winner
The self-proclaimed winner:
As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce.Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card...Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....
...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50.
please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..!
...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..Comment
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Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.Originally posted by Chris MallickePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.
Great stuff guys!
Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)
"You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."
Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!
Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you.Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check.Comment
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I guess I laughed in the middle of writing "account", that is odd.Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.Comment
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Originally posted by After Shock MediaAs an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails!you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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Double your shots at Shaliza....Originally posted by Derek_MrSkinThanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.
Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?Comment
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"As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte "
What is it Postal Service...?Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...
The last time you saw your mailman he was leading the local rebels into battle.
You don't want your mom opening your mail and finding out you have been skipping to school to threaten people on the internet and submit galleries.
You rely on winning clothing on the internet to bribe your mail man.Last edited by JuiceMonkey; 08-19-2005, 03:59 AM.ICQ: 72251955 GTalk: JuiceMonkeyComment
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As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte because your wife will read the dirty message Derek left for her on the check.Comment
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As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.Celebs
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Oh, and because your dealer won't cash checks.Celebs
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I do have 3XL and I would have to have armed guards deliver it into Brazil.Originally posted by (Gk)As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

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I put the finalists up for voting at a New Thread:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505730
Vote for your favorite.Comment




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