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  • Tanker
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #51
    I guess he isnt

    Tanker
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    • StatsJunky
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2005
      • 639

      #52
      Sneaky bastard ^
      erik AT suthnet.com

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      • StatsJunky
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 639

        #53
        You should use epassporte so you can pay russian coders to write you a woj bot to hit the 50th replies and win contests on GFY.
        erik AT suthnet.com

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        • Magnus
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2002
          • 1211

          #54
          Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL
          Magnus

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          • RockDaddy
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2001
            • 750

            #55
            As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you mailman has ever said "Looks like you got another check from gaymansex.com" or something similar.

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            • Derek_M
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2003
              • 1105

              #56
              Originally posted by Magnus3X
              Just give me a damn shirt!!! <----Now thats funny LOL
              Sadly it took you hours to come up with it...
              Derek Meklir
              Chief Operating Officer
              HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
              ICQ: 284137502

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              • Derek_M
                Confirmed User
                • Aug 2003
                • 1105

                #57
                Originally posted by Alan Greenspan
                "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

                ...you live so far away from civilization, you don't have to get or use

                condoms for 'sex' or worry about your "girlfriend" getting pregnant as

                "she" is an inflatable sex doll!
                I like a variation on this one...

                ...you live so far away from civilization, that phone sex involves a can and a string.
                Derek Meklir
                Chief Operating Officer
                HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
                ICQ: 284137502

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                • WombRaider
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2002
                  • 159

                  #58
                  The country you live in still uses stones and shells as currency.

                  Fred, I think I fried the motherboard.........and the fatherboard, too.

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                  • lagwagon
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2001
                    • 8464

                    #59
                    As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

                    the sheep in your barn do not accept checks.

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                    • shaliza
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 548

                      #60
                      Originally posted by psili
                      The country you're from is next in line to be invaded / bombed / sanctioned by good old George W. Bush.
                      The primary mode of transportation in your country is a camel.
                      The country you're from doesn't have a Starbucks.
                      Wow this is really funny! I am voting for you.


                      Email: shaliza.somani at ePassporte dot com

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                      • Chris Mallick
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2002
                        • 679

                        #61
                        Originally posted by Derek_MrSkin
                        I was speaking with an affiliate about Epassporte the other day and they asked me, "Why should a MrSkinCash.com affiliate use Epassporte instead of checks?" So I explained that a lot of affilaites have had problems with getting US Postal Service mail delivered to them, especially if they are abroad in Europe or if they are in a not-so-populated area of the world. This got me to thinking about some funny rules, inspired by Jeff Foxwothy's "You might be a Redneck if..."

                        So I would like to start off the list of reasons of "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...."

                        I will be giving out a MrSkin.com Jersey (which you constantly see me wearing at the shows) to the funniest response on GFY that finishes the statement. I have started it off below:

                        "As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if..."

                        1. The mailman in your country does not wear shoes while delivering the mail.
                        2. The country you live in ends with the letters "stan".
                        3. The country you live in has a silent ?J?, ?K?, ?P? or any symbol over a letter besides a dot.
                        4. Where you live the letters UPS only mean the opposite of ?DOWNS? to you.

                        Please come up with your own and post away.

                        ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

                        Great stuff guys!

                        Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

                        "You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

                        Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

                        Chris Mallick
                        [email protected]

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                        • bringer
                          i have man boobies
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 13082

                          #62
                          As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you're an average webmaster weighing in at over 500lbs and your local bank doesn't have a drive up ATM.
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                          • $tandaman
                            Pimping 8EZ
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 3530

                            #63
                            did someone say 'stan'
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                            • sandman!
                              Icq: 14420613
                              • Mar 2001
                              • 15427

                              #64
                              Originally posted by Chris Mallick
                              ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

                              Great stuff guys!

                              Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

                              "You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

                              Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!

                              i have a jersey but now i will have to think of something
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                              • Gungadin
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 444

                                #65
                                The winner

                                The self-proclaimed winner:

                                As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your wife opens the mail and you want to hide the cash before the divorce.
                                The GFY popularity contest scoreboard

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                                • alexg
                                  IL4L.com
                                  • Aug 2003
                                  • 11287

                                  #66
                                  As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....you're an underage pimple faced computer nerd who has no friends and never leaves the house. with epassporte, you'll never have to leave your house to get your money. you can just keep sitting in your mom's basement and order the latest star wars episode using your virtual visa card...

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                                  • chupacabra
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Sep 2002
                                    • 3626

                                    #67
                                    As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if....

                                    ...you won't ever need access to your funds from an ATM machine, and don't mind being embarassed when your ePassporte plastic is rejected in front of girls you hoped to impress by picking up a tab for right under $50.

                                    please ICQ me at 557799 for my address, two jerseys would be great so my girl can sport one as well..!

                                    ...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..

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                                    • Derek_M
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 1105

                                      #68
                                      Originally posted by Chris Mallick
                                      ePassporte will add $250 to the Jersey Award, paid on to your ePassporte account, of course... once the winner has been established.

                                      Great stuff guys!

                                      Mine is (and I am not eligble to win...)

                                      "You should use ePassporte if you ever hope to have a shot at Shaliza."

                                      Don't kill me Shaliza, PLEASE!
                                      Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

                                      Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?
                                      Derek Meklir
                                      Chief Operating Officer
                                      HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
                                      ICQ: 284137502

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                                      • After Shock Media
                                        It's coming look busy
                                        • Mar 2001
                                        • 35299

                                        #69
                                        As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if due to ecomonic conditions in your country there is a very good chance the bank teller may mug you.

                                        [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                        • After Shock Media
                                          It's coming look busy
                                          • Mar 2001
                                          • 35299

                                          #70
                                          As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries bank does not keep enough cash on hand for that check.

                                          [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                          • Derek_M
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 1105

                                            #71
                                            I guess I laughed in the middle of writing "account", that is odd.
                                            Derek Meklir
                                            Chief Operating Officer
                                            HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
                                            ICQ: 284137502

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                                            • After Shock Media
                                              It's coming look busy
                                              • Mar 2001
                                              • 35299

                                              #72
                                              As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.

                                              [email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]

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                                              • alexg
                                                IL4L.com
                                                • Aug 2003
                                                • 11287

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by After Shock Media
                                                As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if your countries economy is based on the sale of short icq numbers.

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                                                • BlackCrayon
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 19634

                                                  #74
                                                  As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...you're raw-dogging a tranny in Taiwan and you realize you blew all your cash on fake cocaine that turned out to be crushed glass. You'll feel safe knowing that naked famous bitches helped put some coin on your epassporte account so 'its' pimp won't force you into slavery where you have to clean pig excrement for toe nail clippings and shrubbery. But oh shit, the bill is $650 and epassporte only allows you to withdraw $500 a day. Happy Trails!
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                                                  • Chris Mallick
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 679

                                                    #75
                                                    Originally posted by Derek_MrSkin
                                                    Thanks for the add-on Chris. I keep sponsoring contests like the Porn Poker Tournament, and now this, where there is a prize I am mad I can't win. Nice to have you guys in on the contest.

                                                    Do I have to have an affiliate acohahahaha with Epassporte to have a shot at Shaliza or does my business account work?
                                                    Double your shots at Shaliza....

                                                    Chris Mallick
                                                    [email protected]

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                                                    • thedino
                                                      Registered User
                                                      • Feb 2003
                                                      • 57

                                                      #76
                                                      "As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte "

                                                      What is it Postal Service...?
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                                                      • reynold
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                        • 51271

                                                        #77
                                                        MrSkin is cool.

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                                                        • (Gk)
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 1465

                                                          #78
                                                          As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

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                                                          • JuiceMonkey
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 3581

                                                            #79
                                                            As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if...

                                                            The last time you saw your mailman he was leading the local rebels into battle.

                                                            You don't want your mom opening your mail and finding out you have been skipping to school to threaten people on the internet and submit galleries.

                                                            You rely on winning clothing on the internet to bribe your mail man.
                                                            Last edited by JuiceMonkey; 08-19-2005, 03:59 AM.
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                                                            • Mike Dutch
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                              • 5607

                                                              #80
                                                              As an affiliate of MrSkin you should use Epassporte because your wife will read the dirty message Derek left for her on the check.

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                                                              • Gungadin
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                • 444

                                                                #81
                                                                So, who won?
                                                                The GFY popularity contest scoreboard

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                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                  Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 16787

                                                                  #82
                                                                  As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte because it is much easier to cut your cocaine with a plastic card than a thin paper check.
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                                                                  • CuriousToyBoy
                                                                    Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                    • 16787

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Oh, and because your dealer won't cash checks.
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                                                                    • cool1
                                                                      sex is good
                                                                      • Sep 2001
                                                                      • 24939

                                                                      #84
                                                                      As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if sex is good, no need to check
                                                                      Last edited by cool1; 08-19-2005, 06:11 AM.

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                                                                      • cool1
                                                                        sex is good
                                                                        • Sep 2001
                                                                        • 24939

                                                                        #85
                                                                        As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte even if sex is bad, no need to check

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                                                                        • cool1
                                                                          sex is good
                                                                          • Sep 2001
                                                                          • 24939

                                                                          #86
                                                                          As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte to help you get your cash instantly, cause those crack whores won't wait for you to get your check.

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                                                                          • Derek_M
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 1105

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by (Gk)
                                                                            As an affiliate of MrSkinCash you should use epassporte if you live in Brazil, just make sure you hire a bodyguard before going to cash all that ATM money. But why am I trying to win the Jersey in the first place, I don't think they have a 3XL size... plus, it will probably never arrive in Brazil anyway.

                                                                            I do have 3XL and I would have to have armed guards deliver it into Brazil.
                                                                            Derek Meklir
                                                                            Chief Operating Officer
                                                                            HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
                                                                            ICQ: 284137502

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                                                                            • CyberMax
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 421

                                                                              #88
                                                                              As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if you have stats like me

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                                                                              • CyberMax
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                                • 421

                                                                                #89
                                                                                87654321

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                                                                                • nico-t
                                                                                  emperor of my world
                                                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                                                  • 29901

                                                                                  #90
                                                                                  As an affiliate of MrSkinCash.com you should use Epassporte if... your mom intercepts your checks for the basement rent

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                                                                                  • Derek_M
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 1105

                                                                                    #91
                                                                                    I put the finalists up for voting at a New Thread:

                                                                                    http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=505730

                                                                                    Vote for your favorite.
                                                                                    Derek Meklir
                                                                                    Chief Operating Officer
                                                                                    HUSTLER / LFP Inc. / Flynt Management Group LLC
                                                                                    ICQ: 284137502

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                                                                                    • Bosco
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Sep 2004
                                                                                      • 623

                                                                                      #92
                                                                                      As an affiliate of Mr.Skin cash you should use epassporte if.....yeah i just want a jersey...and i still did not receive my GFY T-shirt btw....thats y u should use epassporte.!~

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