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  • Kyo
    Registered User
    • Jul 2005
    • 87

    #1

    Behold my first post [greets and intro]

    Hi all, I'm getting into this adult interweb porno biz cuz I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work. I've been reading this forum for a couple of weeks, so I pretty much know everything about it. First, I guess I need to work on my post count, cuz that's important for getting mad views which will set me up for some fake drama. And then I'll be drivin the fine cars, snortin cristal and drinkin coke. Right? I'll get bigtime famous and y'all will respect me! Then there'll be the Sleazy interview. And I know I've arrived when ytcracker writes a song about me. Yeah.

    Seriously, tho, greetings to everyone; am looking forward to doing a little biz and having a little fun. As an official newbie, albeit one who has followed the industry since the pictures were ascii art printed by chain printers and shared on bbs's, I'd like to thank everyone who has participated in Sleazy's interviews (and Sleazy himself)....such things are invaluable in terms of seeing where everyone is coming from. Sometimes seeing how the successful people think is more useful than "how to make big $$$ with TGPs" type article.

    My wife and I have been running a small ISP for the past 10yrs, standard issue stuff. Neither of us suck at photography, and we're already established doing (mainstream) design. Going to start working on a multi-model paysite, shooting our own content....maybe selling some content and doing some design for others on the side. Probably will do a few galleries and tgp-style stuff just to get in the groove, and become more accustomed to the typical traffic flows and such, along with making a little pocket change.

    I'd post a pic of my man-tits because threads on here are useless without pics, but I'm kinda flat chested. And someone would prolly say that they'd hit it, which would obviously threaten my masculinity and then I'd have to start a drama thread and it'd all end in tears because I don't have a sig deal going. So what should I do?
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    Welcome to the board

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    • xlogger
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2004
      • 9507

      #3
      Originally posted by Kyo
      Hi all, I'm getting into this adult interweb porno biz cuz I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work
      You will know that isnt true in the comming months.

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      XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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      • TexasDreams
        former Miserable Admin :)
        • Oct 2003
        • 4700

        #4
        Welcome to the board. Oh, and Go Fuck Yourself!!!

        And you can always post pics of the wife's tits in place of the man-boob shots.

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        • NaughtyRob
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          • Nov 2004
          • 29602

          #5
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          • xlogger
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2004
            • 9507

            #6
            Funny post though.

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            XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

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            • Kyo
              Registered User
              • Jul 2005
              • 87

              #7
              Originally posted by TexasDreams
              And you can always post pics of the wife's tits in place of the man-boob shots.

              My untimely death would limit my ability to be successful in this venture, so prolly not a wise move.

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              • khs
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1730

                #8
                fake nic?


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                • Vitasoy
                  GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 58202

                  #9
                  Hello there, welcome to the board


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                  • the boy
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 362

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kyo
                    I heard I can make a lotta $$$ without any real work.
                    this sentence made me mad wtf? are you kidding me?

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                    • IwantU Bryan
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1764

                      #11
                      Hey Welcome
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                      • Sams_gfy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 491

                        #12


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                        • LittleSassy
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2005
                          • 7402

                          #13
                          hey kyo...welcome to the world of gfy

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                          • BellaSeaira
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 339

                            #14
                            Well I don't know who told you there was no real work involved. I hate to be the one to break it to you but you were misinformed. If you think it is easy money and arent willing to put in any real work and lots of time yo are in for a rude awakening you won't make shit with that attitude so welcome to GFY and you can go fuck yourself with that attitude.
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                            • Gungadin
                              Confirmed User
                              • Aug 2005
                              • 444

                              #15
                              I'm thinking quite a few people only read the first few lines.
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                              • Kyo
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2005
                                • 87

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Gungadin
                                I'm thinking quite a few people only read the first few lines.
                                Even so, I was certain that I laid the scarcasm on nice and thick. But it's cool, without a couple of posts from people with broken sarcasm detectors, I would have started thinking I was posting on the wrong board.

                                Anyway, thanks for the welcome everyone! And no, this isn't a fake nick. Or is it? MUhahaha. Maybe it'd be fun for people to post what famous (or infamous) GFYer they think I could be. I gotta get my post count up cuz I'm sure that's the key to making mad money in this biz. Or if I can get Juicy to post a pic of an emu to my thread, then I'll be a real playa. Or something.

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                                • JuiceMonkey
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2004
                                  • 3581

                                  #17
                                  welcome
                                  enjoy
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                                  • 3AM eternal
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 516

                                    #18
                                    i don't know who you are.. but i know who you're not..

                                    perfect spelling and grammar eliminates 96.7% of the board population. welcome and i think you are already ahead of most.





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                                    • sniperwolf
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 17743

                                      #19
                                      That's alotta reading man.. GFY..

                                      oh and welcome! hehe
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                                      • tristan_D
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2005
                                        • 7865

                                        #20
                                        welcome aboard and gofuckyourself.
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                                        • eamedia
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 1456

                                          #21
                                          go fuck yourself!

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                                          • BigCashCrew Dude
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jun 2005
                                            • 465

                                            #22
                                            go fuck yourself!

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                                            • PixeLs
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 11922

                                              #23
                                              Welcome to the board fucker!

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                                              • VicD
                                                ICQ: 304-611-162
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 13245

                                                #24
                                                Welcome, now Go Fuck Yourself!

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                                                • reed_4
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 9640

                                                  #25
                                                  welcome to GFY kyo. where are you from?

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                                                  • Sebo de Macho
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                    • 336

                                                    #26
                                                    well said intro welcome and gfy!
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                                                    • Theo The Theologian
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                      • 1099

                                                      #27
                                                      Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.


                                                      I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                      • imafuckingaussie
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 1497

                                                        #28
                                                        Fuck, lot of responses for your first thread, congrats and now fuck off hehe

                                                        You can get it ploughing a paddock, you can get it makin some porn sites, matter of fact I've got it now.

                                                        For a hard earned thrist, you need a big cold beer.

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                                                        • Shoehorn!
                                                          Die With Your Boots On
                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                          • 22872

                                                          #29
                                                          Welcome.

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                                                          • MrPinks
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 1767

                                                            #30
                                                            Welcome and good luck!

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                                                            • hoxton
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 348

                                                              #31
                                                              nice entrance to the board... good stuff. Welcome
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                                                              • Abyss_Vee
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 5208

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.


                                                                welcome

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                                                                • Kyo
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 87

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by reed_4
                                                                  welcome to GFY kyo. where are you from?
                                                                  Thanks! I was born, raised, and currently live in central Virginia; have had various stints in Northern VA, Gaithersburg, MD, Laurel, MD, and Hartford, CT.

                                                                  Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                  Welcome Brother Kyoto. I pray God will clear your path of any Goat droppings, and provide you with many peanut butter cups.
                                                                  Actually, it's short for Kyosuke. Not that that's anything close to my real name, so I guess it doesn't matter, eh? But you called it with the peanut butter cups, If I can make enough cash here to keep me stocked with Reeses, one of my life goals is met. And I'm certain I'm probably allergic to goat droppings so many thanks for your kind and thoughtful blessing. Merry Met!

                                                                  Originally posted by 3AM eternal
                                                                  perfect spelling and grammar eliminates 96.7% of the board population.
                                                                  Dammit, I figured something would give me away. Or maybe it's part of my master plan of deception and trickery! Mebbie I needta rite more like this cuz to help me fool yo peeps more betta!

                                                                  Now excuse me, I've gotta go fuck myself some more due to the overwhelming warm welcome.....

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                                                                  • naugthygUrL
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                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                    • 3448

                                                                    #34
                                                                    welcome to GFY!

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                                                                    • Mr.B.
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                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 648

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Hi and welcome to GFY!!!

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