Originally posted by LegendaryLars
SLOW GUY and me today SCARY ! (PIC)
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In Atlanta, we had a local man/legend who always hung around Midtown on Ponce de Leon Ave wearing a pair of bright purple or blue spandex. Bulging out the front of his spandex was his colostomy bag, and, as was rumored, for a reasonable sum of money one could have sex with the hole in his guts for the tube leading to the bag. I never personally confirmed this rumor, as the idea of contracting nine strains of HIV and all the letters of hepatitis doesn't appeal to me, but I always got a giggle out of calling him the Colostitute.Comment
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lars is my god - and i'm getting ready to buy real estate - just wana see the crash firstOriginally posted by LegendaryLarsThats why I love my town, your looked down on if you try to flaunt it so no one does. We live in one of the highest priced Real estate markets in the Country, and instead of Bentlys Ferarris and other exotic cars the hottest selling car in our area is the Toyota Prius Hybrid. and a lot fo weirdos drive Bio Deisal 70's mercedes and old fucked up volvos.
Northern California is a totally different place. That is why I love it I fit in with all the weirdos hhahha.. Look how well I blend with Slow guy.. its like I am not even there.
My new marketing campaign is to try to draw more attention to me than he does to him, within our industry of course
Money is nice, but its not the be all and end all of my life. Friends and family are more important than money to me.
P.S. the stock market has been very good to me this year...
and I am calling a real estate top right now. We might even be heading for recession in the next 6-12 months.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Originally posted by spunkyWe have this old lady who rides her bike topless..she's ugly as sin and has saggy tits..but it isn't illegal here to do it
You can actually go nude here around town as long as your not playing with yourself in a sexual way. Some times women show up nude at the city council, and they have to block it out on the publiuc tv channel hahahah but its live so it often makes it onto the tv hahahahah thats the best
a big FU to the administration.Comment
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um. I wouldn't go that far. lolOriginally posted by LegendaryLarsLook how well I blend with Slow guy.. its like I am not even there.Adult DVDs + Amateur Video Mobile Porn (iPad, Android, iPhone, + Palm Pre)
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i can try... meet leslie a homeless guy who likes to dress in drag and other things.. hes also run for city council or mayor a few times (i cant remember which) and gottaen 8 to 10% of the vote.Originally posted by LegendaryLarsOk so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..
more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah
anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?
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when i lived in Bellingham Washington - there was a black guy who was very thin and tall. he would stand on the sidewalk by the street or sometimes just be causually leaning up against a building... then, totally out of the blue, he would explode into some Michael Jackson routine, moonwalking, flailing his arms, pose and grab his crotch then freeze and be completely still again for 5-10 minutes without moving. it was quite comical.Originally posted by LegendaryLarsOk so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..
more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah
anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?
he was always downtown, so as we drove past him of course we never took our eyes off him hoping that he would get down again.Comment
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There was a guy who used to ride his bike around the high school (he was in his twenties or so) singing Elvis songs. He did the swoop in the hair and had a leather jacket and everything. So he looked like James Dean but sung Elvis. Nobody knew his name, because he got upset if you called him anything but "Elvis".email: [email protected]Comment
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i saw him last time i was in SC, twice.
I remember hearing someone yell: "hey, look at that wierdo!"
but he just kept on smiling! the dude is all smiles all the time!Last edited by WillyFRESH; 09-08-2005, 08:39 AM.FRICKY FRICKY FRESH
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pink suits slow guy! montreal's got some weirdos hanging out in the metro stations. there's one crack head who goes around asking peeps for money for booze. tells you straight up: i'm going to drink. cracks me up. i give him money for his honesty. i mean, crap he lives on the street. i'd need a drink too. he also addresses men as: "hey, my brother. my brother from another mother!"Lulu, Web Marketing Consultant
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just visit any college town in the midwestOriginally posted by LegendaryLarsOk so this guy showed up one day in Santa cruz.. he walks at a snails pace 1 foot in front of the other.. he stops traffic as he takes more than 5 miniutes to cross the street..
more recently he has taken up wearing pink drag and lots of makeup and he hikes his skirt up when he steps off the curb hahhaah
anyone can top this with some funny shit from their fucked up town ?#27024067Comment




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