Do you SIT or STAND when you Wipe Your Ass?

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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #1

    Do you SIT or STAND when you Wipe Your Ass?

    Haven't seen one of these in a while...
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  • SetTheWorldonFire
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    • Feb 2002
    • 7444

    #2
    wiping is for whimps
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    • Harmon
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      • Mar 2004
      • 20012

      #3
      Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
      wiping is for whimps
      Indeed.
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      • Doc911
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        • Feb 2004
        • 3695

        #4
        what the fuck!!
        LOL thats an odd question


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        • Sosa
          In Tushy Land
          • Oct 2002
          • 40149

          #5
          if you stand up won't it just smear all over? lol

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          • polle45
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2003
            • 693

            #6
            Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
            wiping is for whimps
            LMFAO
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            • Rinaldo
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2003
              • 5086

              #7
              I stand and I'm proud about it... more like I squat.

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              • Dalai lama
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                • Jul 2004
                • 16540

                #8
                I stand up aswell.

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                • wedouglas
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 5921

                  #9
                  how can you sit?

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                  • dynastoned
                    mmm yeah!
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 5061

                    #10
                    its more of a hunched over whiping motion. :D

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                    • Tanker
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                      • Nov 2000
                      • 9287

                      #11
                      my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

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                      • VicD
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                        • Feb 2005
                        • 13245

                        #12
                        standing with my eyes closed

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                        • eamedia
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1456

                          #13
                          i do a standing upward wipe....

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                          • Sosa
                            In Tushy Land
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 40149

                            #14
                            Originally posted by wedouglas
                            how can you sit?
                            you give yourself a reach around and bend over a little bit

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                            • Violetta
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                              • Jul 2004
                              • 28735

                              #15
                              I sit...
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                              • BigCashCrew Dude
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                                • Jun 2005
                                • 465

                                #16
                                i try and start running, it falls of like that

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                                • ronaldo
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 5475

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                  wiping is for whimps
                                  Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.

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                                  • StatsJunky
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 639

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ronaldo
                                    Bah. Washing your hands AFTER a "Bad" wipe is for wimps.
                                    Botched wiping attempts are pretty nasty.
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                                    • JuiceMonkey
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                                      • Oct 2004
                                      • 3581

                                      #19
                                      wow this is weird..
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                                      • Paolo Pinkas
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                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 345

                                        #20
                                        I don't shit at all.

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                                        • demented
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                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 2388

                                          #21
                                          This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information

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                                          • nofx
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                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 16826

                                            #22
                                            I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall

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                                            • Stamen
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 698

                                              #23
                                              Stand 6 7 8
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                                              • ronaldo
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 5475

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by demented
                                                This thread is awesome. Learning which way people whipe their asses is priceless information
                                                Agreed. I'd like to meet you just to shake your hand.

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                                                • TiGrrPrr
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                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 562

                                                  #25
                                                  Holler Wipe my bum!










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                                                  • Hollywood Horwitz
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                                                    • Dec 2003
                                                    • 4357

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Tanker
                                                    my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"
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                                                    • 4My
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 173

                                                      #27
                                                      Most likely, i realise there no paper left and i need walk to search some more :S

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                                                      • tristan_D
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                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 7865

                                                        #28
                                                        I squat to have a better reach. LOL
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                                                        • bringer
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                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 13082

                                                          #29
                                                          i just drag my ass across the grass.
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                                                          • PixeLs
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                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                            • 11922

                                                            #30
                                                            This thread is looking for a more serious answer lol

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                                                            • Spunky
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133978

                                                              #31
                                                              I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper

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                                                              • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                • Oct 2004
                                                                • 5883

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by vicd
                                                                standing with my eyes closed

                                                                if you close your eyes, how do you know when your ass is clean??
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                                                                • L0rdJuni0r
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                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                  • 5883

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by bringer
                                                                  i just drag my ass across the grass.


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                                                                  • StatsJunky
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                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                    • 639

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Better question would be what have you used when you run out of TP?
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                                                                    • MaLil
                                                                      Registered User
                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                      • 39

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by spunky
                                                                      I have one of those fancy toilets that shoots warm water on my asshole..I save on toilet paper
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                                                                      • Trixie
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                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 1850

                                                                        #36
                                                                        I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.
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                                                                        • Wiggles
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                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                          • 14423

                                                                          #37
                                                                          i stand, the reach around feels really wierd.
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                                                                          • Hustlin Entertainment
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                            • 2326

                                                                            #38
                                                                            my girl does it for me..

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                                                                            • reed_4
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                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                              • 9640

                                                                              #39
                                                                              i smell shit all over this thread. lol

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                                                                              • porn-dog
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                                                                                • Jun 2005
                                                                                • 394

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Wipe your ass?? Isn't that what underwear is for??


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                                                                                • PenisFace
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                                                                                  • Oct 2003
                                                                                  • 3774

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Trixie
                                                                                  I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.
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                                                                                  • mechanicvirus
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                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 4136

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I pull a goatse so I don't have to wipe.

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                                                                                    • Paraskass
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                      • 5829

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Alan Greenspan
                                                                                      I usually do either cartwheels, or jump rope whilst wiping my ass!

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                                                                                      • Paraskass
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • May 2002
                                                                                        • 5829

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Tanker
                                                                                        my maid does it for me I just have to kinda stand up slightly and say "wipe"

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                                                                                        • Paraskass
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                          • 5829

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                                                                          I stand up and rub my ass all against the wall

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                                                                                          • Paraskass
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                                                                                            • May 2002
                                                                                            • 5829

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Trixie
                                                                                            I have to stand up and get off the toilet in order to wipe my ass on the bath towels hanging against the wall.

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                                                                                            • Paraskass
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                              • 5829

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I add peanut butter to the mix and have my dog lick my ass clean.

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                                                                                              • Spankys Teens
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                                                                                                • May 2005
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                i use one of those high pressure water hoses...it can tickle from time to time
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                                                                                                • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                                                  • 4325

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
                                                                                                  wiping is for whimps
                                                                                                  I agree. If you're sitting while taking a shit then you're a pussy whipped loser

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                                                                                                  • boner 2.0
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                                                                                                    • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    50 ass wiping tricks...

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