I dont Know what iv been told.......

Such a great fucking movie

you never slow down, you never grow old.
Tired screwing up, tired of going down.
Tired of myself, tired of this town.
Oh my my , oh hell yes, hunny put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song, take me as I come cause I can't stay long.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.

Time for you fuc ers to learn cadence

Up came a monkey from the coconut grove
He was a mean mamma jamma you can tell by his clothes
Ripp stop camo's and a black beret
This lil monkey was here to play
Line a hundred sailors up against a wall
bet a hundred dollars he can whoop em all...

JOhn waynes teeth.....aya AYa

JOhn waynes teeth....

Are they fake, are they real, are they plastic, are they steel....

JOhn waynes teeth!

Tarzan and Jane were swingin' from a vine,
suppin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine.
Jane missed the vine and then she fell,
when she hit the ground she gave a little yell,
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
feels good
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
real good

Tarzan and Cheetah were swingin' from a vine,
sippin' from a bottle of wiskey double wine.
Cheetah missed the vine and then he fell,
when he hit the ground he gave a little yell,
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
feels good
Ai-e-ai
mmm mmm
real good

this is you, isnt it?

this thread reminds me of full metal jacket.





thats a good thing.

My first thought was Led Zeppelin - I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul...



I don't want no teenage queen.
I just want my M-14.
If I die in the combat zone.
Box me up and ship me home.
Pin my medals upon my chest.
Tell my mom I've done my best.

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As requested by duff beer heres more
THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;

THE PAY IS MIGHTY FINE,
THEY GIVE YOU 100 DOLLARS
AND TAKE BACK 99.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE WOMEN ARE MIGHTY FINE,
THEY LOOK LIKE PHYLLIS DILLER,
AND MARCH LIKE FRANKENSTEIN.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE CHOW IS MIGHTY FINE,
A ROLL FELL OFF THE TABLE,
AND KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE BUNKS ARE MIGHTY FINE,
BUT HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY KNOW,
THEY NEVER SLEPT IN MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE CLOTHES ARE MIGHTY FINE,
ME AND MY BUDDY,
CAN BOTH FIT INTO MINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE HOURS ARE MIGHTY FINE,
WAKE UP AT 3:30,
AND BACK TO BED @ 9:00.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

THEY SAY THAT IN THE MARINE CORPS;
THE COFFEE IS MIGHTY FINE,
LOOKS LIKE MUDDY WATER,
AND TASTES LIKE TERPENTINE.
OH LORD I WANNA GO,
BUT THEY WON'T LET ME GO,
NO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH. HEY!!

Any body else with some cadences I forget a few?

My pussy isn't cold....I swear!

Some day ill have to go bac to ak and find out for myself.

miss eve ill need a pic of a thermometer in your pus to truly believe that eskimo pus aint real cold.

no pic kinda dissappointing a creative alaskan would of went outside built a snowpuss stuck a thermometor in it took a pic for us.

Now I don't know, but I been told
it's hard to run with the weight of gold,
other hand I have heard it said,
it's just as hard with the weight of lead.

"New Speedway Boogie" - Grateful Dead

very fing nice

this post is useless without pics

I dont know BUT I've been told.





You dumbass.