Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
According to Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, that is a yes.
Sure she can pregnant and lay an egg she'll have to sit on for months; quite inconvienient.
On a related note: I once got a slut pregnant and the baby kicked the bitches teeth out at birth. (-:
The gestation period is much shorter, even more so if she eats a bran muffin after. Don't be surprised that the baby is a different color than you though......
Getting her pregnant should be the last thing on your mind! I'd be more worried about how many other men she enjoyed letting ass fuck and shoot a load in her pooper.
“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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