Great post! Very funny
I like the Ambition one. Funny. However, being the optimist that I am all I could think of was that the odds are with the salmon on that one. Salmon runs figure in the thousands. There's strength in numbers. While an army of bears can manage to catch and gorge on a few salmon, many still make it up and those that do drop hundreds of eggs EACH.
So...to those who are ambitious--keep at it! You only lose when you quit
