do you have BALLS or GUTS????

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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    do you have BALLS or GUTS????

    The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


    Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


    Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."




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  • StickyGreen
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    • Oct 2003
    • 13076

    #2
    both.....
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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      Originally posted by StickyGreen
      both.....



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      • thaifan99
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2003
        • 3029

        #4
        lol.......... if u have balls remember to hide the shotgun first!
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        • Alky
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2002
          • 5651

          #5
          all i got in life is my balls and my word... and i don't break them for anyone!

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          • Ice
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2002
            • 26053

            #6
            I have jelly doughnuts
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            • NY_TIM
              Confirmed User
              • May 2004
              • 2975

              #7
              From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...
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              • budz
                Disruptive Innovator
                • Sep 2003
                • 4230

                #8
                Originally posted by MrIzzz
                The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


                Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


                Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."


                lol, thats fucking great
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                • Alky
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 5651

                  #9
                  izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?

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                  • MrIzzz
                    If u touch it, I will cum
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 22923

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Alky
                    izzz... is your sig a wheres waldo thing?


                    lmfao


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                    • MrIzzz
                      If u touch it, I will cum
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 22923

                      #11
                      Originally posted by NY_TIM
                      From the looks of your sig, you dont have any balls or guts left, you threw them all up...

                      mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards


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                      • escorpio
                        doesn't fuck around.
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 23486

                        #12
                        I have a third ball. No shit.
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                        • NY_TIM
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2004
                          • 2975

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                          mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards

                          I think Mike has a candle party tonight
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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            I'd be careful..she might do a Lorena Bobbit on lil izzz

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                            • Jace
                              FBOP Class Of 2013
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 35562

                              #15
                              apparently i have guts...but then again, that is something my wife would laugh about

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                              • Alky
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2002
                                • 5651

                                #16
                                izzy hit me up on icq when you get a chance 9287771

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                                • MikeVega
                                  **Porntrepreneur**
                                  • Jul 2004
                                  • 12788

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                  mike!!!!!!!!! we are leaving for dinner in 10 min...theres still time for you to meet us at the club afterwards

                                  I have no balls or guts ... .... plus I'm an hour a way i can't drive that and then drink and try to get home .. my wife will beat me with a broom ..


                                  Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                  • sharpx9
                                    Registered User
                                    • Sep 2004
                                    • 2085

                                    #18
                                    hahaha neither? :D

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                                    • nico-t
                                      emperor of my world
                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 29901

                                      #19
                                      youre gay....


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                                      • chase
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2004
                                        • 6019

                                        #20
                                        I've got tits, does that count? lol
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                                        • chaze
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 9775

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                          The difference between Guts and Balls can be defined as follows:


                                          Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"


                                          Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and saying, "You're next."



                                          Nice one my man

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                                          • Spunky
                                            I need a beer
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 133978

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by chase
                                            I've got tits, does that count? lol
                                            Can we see them?

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                                            • chase
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 6019

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by spunky
                                              Can we see them?
                                              There are nearly ten Internext tit shots of me floating around. Consider it a treasure hunt, haha! Or you can just find the pics of Izzy with the bra on his head and imagine the boobs that filled it, haha!
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                                              • jonesy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 6688

                                                #24
                                                that sig is fucking priceless izzz ...
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                                                • boner 2.0
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 10970

                                                  #25
                                                  Balls.

                                                  Pics coming soon. :D

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                                                  • JuiceMonkey
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                    • 3581

                                                    #26
                                                    haha
                                                    if I did that I wouldn't have balls for long.
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                                                    • Drake
                                                      Hello world!
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27
                                                      Lots of men have balls and guts. Is it any wonder the divorce rate is 50% lol

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