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  • MikeVega
    **Porntrepreneur**
    • Jul 2004
    • 12788
    #1

    My son just asked me what would happen if ??????

    My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry ..... I'm evil ...



    even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen ..


    Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega
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    • The Ghost
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      • Oct 2004
      • 12188
      #2
      You probably traumatized him for life
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        • thaifan99
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          • Jul 2003
          • 3029
          #3
          .....can just see him checking his button when he wakes up every day lol

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            • gangbangjoe
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              • May 2004
              • 17693
              #4


              now he will tell this to all his friends and they will laugh at him

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                • DamageX
                  Marketing & Strategy
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 14293
                  #5
                  Way to fuck up your own child.
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                    • TheGoldenChild
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2002
                      • 6940
                      #6
                      tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                      If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                      I think he shit himself an hour later

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                        • MrIzzz
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                          • Sep 2003
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                          #7
                          mike!!!!!!!! hit me up bro, i think i found some talent....


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                            • Murderous
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 3938
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                              tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                              If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                              I think he shit himself an hour later
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                                • llporter
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                                  • Jul 2005
                                  • 3221
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                                  tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                                  If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                                  I think he shit himself an hour later

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                                    • fusionx
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                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4618
                                      #10
                                      Mikey - turn on ICQ - I need your assistance - again

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                                        • Trent Edison
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                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 6132
                                          #11
                                          You are a bad father. Thanks for letting us know...

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                                            • [illnet]-Tracie
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                                              • Aug 2005
                                              • 231
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by kBizzle
                                              tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                                              If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                                              I think he shit himself an hour later
                                              hilarious-i'll remember that one for future use!
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                                                • DamageX
                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                  • 14293
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                  tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                                                  If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                                                  I think he shit himself an hour later
                                                  Fucking hilarious.
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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
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                                                      • Apr 2001
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                                                      #14
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                                                        • MikeVega
                                                          **Porntrepreneur**
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 12788
                                                          #15
                                                          I know I'm going to pay for that one ... i can hear him in my head telling his shrink in 5 years ..on my dime ...


                                                          I'll turn on my ICQ ..


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                                                            • Basic_man
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                                                              • Oct 2003
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                                                              #16
                                                              You know how to scare little kid :D
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                                                                • myjah
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                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 11482
                                                                  #17
                                                                  My dad used to tell me that if I swallowed a watermelon seed, a watermelon would grow in my belly. I believed him for a really, really long time.
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                                                                    • jukeboxfrank
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                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 1207
                                                                      #18
                                                                      put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.


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                                                                        • MikeVega
                                                                          **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                          • 12788
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                                                                          put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.
                                                                          I like that ... but if i did that ... I would really fuck him up


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                                                                            • Doc911
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                                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                                              • 3695
                                                                              #20
                                                                              parent are supposed to fuck with their kids. I had my daughter convinced that cows were actually pigs. I used to point out the window as we drove past a field saying look the pigs baby. what sound do pigs make?

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                                                                                • escorpio
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                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 23485
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                  I like that ... but if i did that ... I would really fuck him up
                                                                                  That's what parents are for.
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                                                                                    • MikeVega
                                                                                      **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                      • 12788
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Doc911
                                                                                      parent are supposed to fuck with their kids. I had my daughter convinced that cows were actually pigs. I used to point out the window as we drove past a field saying look the pigs baby. what sound do pigs make?

                                                                                      "Moo Moo"
                                                                                      I love that ... Ray fucks with his kids a lot more then me ... i just feel bad after and tell him right away that I'm messing with him ..


                                                                                      Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                                                        • seeric
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                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 41917
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          so wronggggggggggggggggggggggggg

                                                                                          but funny

                                                                                          lol

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                                                                                            • jscott
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                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                              • 25442
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lol funny yet EVIL!!!! lol
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                                                                                                • tristan_D
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  you're a very bad person. that kid is scarred for life LOL
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                                                                                                    • JuiceMonkey
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                                      • 3581
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      haha
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                                                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                          • 133978
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by jukeboxfrank
                                                                                                          put a blade of grass in his belly button when he is sleeping then wake him and tell him it is the first leaf.
                                                                                                          That would traumatize the lil guy

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                                                                                                            • Bama
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                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 2727
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Never did anything with gum but I remember tellingl my daughter that when I was her age the world was in black and white. Color didn't get invented until I was 15!

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                                                                                                                • Pete-KT
                                                                                                                  Workin With The Devil
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                                                  • 51532
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by kBizzle
                                                                                                                  tell him what I told my little brother D$ at age 8..
                                                                                                                  If you fart real hard- you'll blow a bubble out of your ass...

                                                                                                                  I think he shit himself an hour later
                                                                                                                  HAHAHA thats funny

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                                                                                                                    • jonesy
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                      • 6688
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      ah wait till he wants to get a tattoo ...
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                                                                                                                        • sharpx9
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                                                                                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                                                                                          • 2085
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          ahahahahaha

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                                                                                                                            • reed_4
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                                                                                                                              • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                              • 9640
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              your son would kill you when he grow up and get frustrated on that gum thing you told him.

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                                                                                                                                • josian
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                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Ghost Pro Sales
                                                                                                                                  You probably traumatized him for life
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                                                                                                                                    • MikeVega
                                                                                                                                      **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 12788
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by jonesy
                                                                                                                                      ah wait till he wants to get a tattoo ...

                                                                                                                                      I still have to go down to see your guys ... tomorrow the girl that start to work on my right arm is doing a Koi Fish on the inside of my arm ... should feel great ....


                                                                                                                                      Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                                                                                                        • PixeLs
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                          • 11922
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by MikeVega
                                                                                                                                          My son just asked me what happens when you swallow gum ... I told him in 4-6 days there will be a gum tree growing out of his belly button ... i had 2 removed as a kid ..but you have to wait till it gets about 8-12 inches in size first ......... He started to cry ..... I'm evil ...



                                                                                                                                          even after i told him i was kidding he still questioned me on if it would happen ..
                                                                                                                                          You are such a great dad man.
                                                                                                                                          I would love to do that to other kid but not on my own son.

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                                                                                                                                            • boner 2.0
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                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                              • 10970
                                                                                                                                              #36


                                                                                                                                              I won't let you answer that one to my kid too funny

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                                                                                                                                                • naugthygUrL
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                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2005
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                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  hahahaha

                                                                                                                                                  your so funny..

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