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someone stole x-mas
I usually decorate my house and yard up nice for x-mas. I run 14 candles (plactic lighted ones) down my driveway, huge candycane north pole scene - piles of lights on the house, big nativity scene, many lighted snowmen in the yard, etc.
some asshole stole one of my lighted driveway candles, a lighted candycane and my lighted north pole sign. I'm sooo pissed, thank God I didn't catch em cause I would have ripped the fuckin theives heads off.
I'm thinknig of going to a security system now that sets off an alarm and several floodlights anytime someone steps into my yard.
I live in a small town in the north damnit, this shit shouldn't be necessary here.
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