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  • RogerV
    Banned!
    • Jul 2002
    • 12591

    #1

    If you were stranded on an Island

    Say you were stranded on an island and you could pick only 3 things what would they be.

    The island already has a coconut tree, a dildo and a twink
  • Realpascal
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2005
    • 2119

    #2
    If you were stranded on an Island
    I wouldn't have to post this much..
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    • mardigras
      Bon temps!
      • Feb 2003
      • 14194

      #3
      A battery powered ham radio
      Other than that, food and drinks to last me until the rescuers get there
      .

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      • crockett
        in a van by the river
        • May 2003
        • 76818

        #4
        Twins but not identical, a sail boat and a barrel of rum.
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        • RuthB
          Let's Get Paxumized!
          • May 2005
          • 7248

          #5
          hmm... a fully charged working phone (with GPS!!??)... your phone number.. a big bottle of rum...

          then I'd call you and drink rum out of coconut shells and play with the dildo and twink while I waited for you to come rescue me Roger!

          good times
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          • NetRodent
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 3985

            #6
            Originally posted by mardigras
            A battery powered ham radio
            Other than that, food and drinks to last me until the rescuers get there
            Pity that batteries weren't one of the three things you picked.
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            • Gungadin
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2005
              • 444

              #7
              Ummm... a charged and working EPIRB, some food, and a monkey (monkeys are cool)
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              • Bama
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2001
                • 2727

                #8
                The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (any football team really)
                A UPS Drop box (to get omaha steaks delivered daily
                A boat for the twink

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                • Buzz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1908

                  #9
                  2 chicks and 1 huge black bodyguard to kick the twink while I poking those chicks.

                  I would have died exhausted, but aint it good?

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                  • Buzz
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 1908

                    #10
                    if twins counts as 1 thingie then I want 2 twin couples and 1 bodyguard

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                    • wedouglas
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 5921

                      #11
                      A boat, a monkey, and and a set of jacks. (the game with the ball and the spikey things so me and the monkey could play while sailing home.)

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                      • JuiceMonkey
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 3581

                        #12
                        A plane...
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                        A boat..
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                        • khs
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1730

                          #13
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                          • Skillz Unlimited
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 1541

                            #14
                            A toothbrush
                            A sail boat
                            A mailbox that I can actually send and recieve mail from

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                            • Za Ha
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 5112

                              #15
                              1) I would want a forest to be there.
                              2) A lot of flue still in the plane.
                              3) Matches.

                              Would soak the forest in fuel and start a massive forest fire, and someone would come and rescue me.

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                              • BradM
                                Confirmed User
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 3397

                                #16
                                Originally posted by RogerV
                                Say you were stranded on an island and you could pick only 3 things what would they be.

                                The island already has a coconut tree, a dildo and a twink
                                In that case: steel underwear, and a shotgun with ammo.

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                                • Za Ha
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 5112

                                  #17
                                  Oh and of course I would need

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                                  • Gio_JoinRightNow
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2005
                                    • 176

                                    #18
                                    Supplies of food that will last till the rescuers will come...

                                    And my mobile phone...hehehe.

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                                    • kektex
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 1813

                                      #19
                                      -Food
                                      -A surfboard (gotta do something while I get rescued)
                                      -And that girl from Lost,Evangeline Lilly (She`s hot and knows how to handle herself while being stranded on an island apparently)
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                                      • JD
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Sep 2003
                                        • 22651

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Za Ha
                                        Oh and of course I would need

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                                        • Tom_PM
                                          Porn Meister
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 16443

                                          #21
                                          A fully stocked and staffed Super Walmart. A fully stocked and staffed Mansion. A power plant that runs on saltwater.
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                                          • BigasMoe
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2003
                                            • 1401

                                            #22
                                            I'd want some really good weed,tons of food to feed my munchies, and some rollin papers.
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                                            • adamneve
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 13333

                                              #23
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                                              • sherie
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 7020

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Bama
                                                The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders (any football team really)
                                                A UPS Drop box (to get omaha steaks delivered daily
                                                A boat for the twink
                                                I take it that you would be eating those steaks raw lol.
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                                                • sfera
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                  • 8597

                                                  #25
                                                  a boat , some hoes, and boose

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                                                  • Downtime
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • May 2004
                                                    • 7320

                                                    #26
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                                                    • WiredGuy
                                                      Pounding Googlebot
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 34515

                                                      #27
                                                      3 blondes.
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                                                      • mardigras
                                                        Bon temps!
                                                        • Feb 2003
                                                        • 14194

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by BigasMoe
                                                        I'd want some really good weed,tons of food to feed my munchies, and some rollin papers.
                                                        Too bad you didn't wish for some matches or a lighter
                                                        .

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                                                        • RogerV
                                                          Banned!
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 12591

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                                          3 blondes.
                                                          WG
                                                          How did I know

                                                          my 3 would be
                                                          boat
                                                          slut
                                                          house

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                                                          • dodger21
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                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 2680

                                                            #30
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                                                            • p1mpdogg
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                              • 16714

                                                              #31
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                                                              • Sarah_Jayne
                                                                Now with more Jayne
                                                                • Dec 2002
                                                                • 40077

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by mardigras
                                                                A battery powered ham radio
                                                                Other than that, food and drinks to last me until the rescuers get there

                                                                screw battery powered...you can get clockwork ones now. Then you wouldn't beed to also have the batteries.

                                                                I would bring a cell phone that has a solar charge and a fuck load of credit on it..sunblock and seeds.

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                                                                • PixeLs
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                  • 11922

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Of course the always present three wishes. ;)

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                                                                  • sickkittens
                                                                    I am a meat popsicle.
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 25100

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RogerV
                                                                    How did I know

                                                                    my 3 would be
                                                                    boat
                                                                    slut
                                                                    house

                                                                    If you had a boat, you wouldn't be stranded now would you?

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                                                                    • naugthygUrL
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                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                      • 3448

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Za Ha
                                                                      Oh and of course I would need

                                                                      i might need wilson too..lol

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